what am i doing here

jules - 19 - any pronouns

[cannibalchicken]

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[satyriconmp3]

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

[satyriconmp3]

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

what if i let you carve my heart out of chest with a knife. and you held my held my heart in one hand and my hand in the other. and we were both gay.

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

this happened in a dan and phil video

[butterflypeaflowertea]

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

[butterflypeaflowertea]

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

[ransomnote]

anybody know what to do with it all

[ransomnote]

this always

[teathattast]

Nice spotify link. You're the love of my life and I would literally do anything for you

[teathattast]

Nice spotify link. If the stars didn't spell our love I would simply rearrange the constellations

[teathattast]

Nice spotify link. I look up at the stars and miss you more than anything

[teathattast]

Nice spotify link. I would travel to the ends of the earth just to hold your hand

[teathattast]

Nice spotify link. I'll never see the sky, stars and moon again without thinking of you

[mallalada]

"playing the sims" can be spending 3 hours downloading custom content off thesimsresource like a rich teenager doing a shein spree and then not opening the game dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[disgustinggf]

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[batmanego]

thats ok mozilla firefox. What was that noise you just made though

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[thelivingend]

richard siken wrote all those poems and survived a stroke he can post about whatever he wants

[dykemd]

i hate whoever invented vaping so much only a truly vile person could make smoking that much more unhealthy n worst of all that sexless

[monado-stew]

robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires