That Fine Space Booty

I don't know what im doing half the time

[gargledplants]

[spidaerman]

me: i feel like reading some light fics tonight, something under 10k

ao3: shows me the perfect tags, everything i wanted, everything i love

fic:

me:

[should-of-been-swallowed-gulp]

[bettycooper]

2020: a summary

[beautysnake]

being torn between “it needs to be in character” and 

[thirsty4villains]

sir that’s my emotional support bad guy with long hair

[quee-ra-deactivated20210613]

ah... so all the elves are gay and european

[ripe]

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

crazyplantguy on ig

[china-money]

dramatic bitch i want one

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[chirpchirpmuahaha]

me as a jedi: *hits on general grievous*

[mommymutha]

[memeseverdie]

Me, watching the James Charles and ProJared drama unfold:

[kamyrx]

[jaytheholymoonlight]

[rubensmuse]

i went to bed last night knowing that one youtube gamerman fucked a youtube gamerwoman behind his cosplayer wife’s back. i wake up this morning to learn that two people got the bubonic plague in 2019 from eating a dead rat raw. it’s a good thing i lost my ability to feel surprised 3 years ago

[renicula]

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

in which i mix canon pain with yahoo answers