Panic! at the Everywhere

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[cookieb1209-blog]

Hey!

I had to make a new account guys. So if you want follow me @rosebudboy0308

[tonyrandalls]

simon, on the verge of tears:

i’m just doing my bestpacito

[elegantcherryblossomsheep]

stop.

if you are in the carry on fandom, please reblog this post.

i wanna see how big we are

[waywardsoncountdown]

We have a cover!!! And a synopsis : “The story is supposed to be over. Simon Snow did everything he was supposed to do. He beat the villain. He won the war. He even fell in love. Now comes the good part, right? Now comes the happily ever after…“So why can’t Simon Snow get off the couch? What he needs, according to his best friend, is a change of scenery. He just needs to see himself in a new light… That’s how Simon and Penny and Baz end up in a vintage convertible, tearing across the American West. They find trouble, of course. (Dragons, vampires, skunk-headed things with shotguns.) And they get lost. They get so lost, they start to wonder whether they ever knew where they were headed in the first place…”

[asoftbazpitch]

I ! AM ! SHAKING !

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD I CANT WAIT

[non-binaryroyality-deactivated2]

Virgil: when i go to jail, i’m changing my name to mitochondria, because mi-

Logan: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we get it

Patton: that’s genius

Roman: is no one going to bring up that he said ‘when’ instead of ‘if’?

[markesto]

I did another one of contests on Insta

It’s a Moxiety fusion

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

cis men and cis women are just as valid as real men and women 💜👍😚😙 fight hate 💜💙💛💓😀💘 #ProCis #NoHate #LiveLaughLove

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

this is the same for heteros! you should respect them as much as you respect normal people 😊😀😀💙💙💙 only love!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[drunkenhills]

I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.

Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you

[dancinginthecenteroftheworld]

Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to. 

[glass-kirin]

I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick.  His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized.  It was pretty awesome.

[bringmethehorizonandpizza-deact]

this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”

[kenshins-soul]

thank you.

[jestsr4clowns]

In 2019, we stop treating Non Binary people like Trans People Lite™

[sandersstudies]

My boyfriend and I have begun answering each other’s calls by screaming “OWO WHATS THIS”

[sandersstudies]

“h…h…heWWO!?”

“HEWWO”

“OwO WATS DIS”

“IS BOYFREN”

“UWU IS GURLFREN”

“OWO”

“UWU”

There is a reason I never make phone calls in public

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

-a game of D&D-

Thomas [the DM]: You come upon a abandonen ruin, what do you do?

Logan: I’m going to investigate.

Thomas: Okay, roll a perception check

Logan: *rolls a 1*

Logan: *slams his head against the table* curses.

Thomas: The wizard is transfixed by the clouds. What are the rest of you doing?

Virgil: … I wanna investigate too.

Thomas: Okay.

Virgil: *rolls a 1 as well*

Virgil: I don’t see SHIT! *slumps against the chair*

Roman: I will go forward!

Thomas: Okay.

Roman: Do i see anything?

Thomas: make a perception check.

Deceit *mostly to himself*: the dreaded perception check.

Roman: *also rolls a 1* SERIOUSLY!?

Thomas: the party’s knight stumbles on a piece of rock and falls onto his face.

Roman: Gracefully!

Thomas: as gracefully as the knight can.

Virgil: *dying from laughter*

Patton: I’m gonna investigate too.

Roman: You’re our only hope Padre.

Thomas: go ahead and roll Patton

Patton: *rolls a 2*

Thomas: Patton finds a shiny rock.

Patton: Yay!

Deceit: this is so stupid *snickers* I’m gonna investigate too.

Thomas: *chuckling* go ahead Deceit.

Deceit: Come on die, don’t fail me now.

Deceit: *rolls a 20*

Deceit: I SEE EVERYTHING!

Virgil, Roman, Patton: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Logan: Finally!

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[morningstar21]

Go for it guys

[alien-fanbitch]

Yes please

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[insomniac-arrest]

controversial opinion

the sixth love language is ‘similar meme literacy’

[tinycatmouth]