Yo'

Your name is Green/Gary. You're a cocky son of a bitch and have an ego bigger than a Snorlax. [Part of Unova Hotel.]

[salangley-deactivated20131215]

You’re still calling me rich girl. Seriously.

[traineroak-blog]

Well I got no other name for you, so Rich girl is about the only thing I can settle for.

[formerplasmaking]

“…” It was fairly quiet just a minute ago, now it sounds like there’s some sort of commotion or something. Maybe someone knocked into an object, or even another person? N wasn’t so sure if he wanted to find out. “What is that awful sound..”

[traineroak-blog]

Perfect timing to pull in and crack a mean, unneeded joke. Oh, poor poor N. If only you knew a few days ago that per-se 'befriending' the Kanto leader was a bad thing. If only, if only. Perhaps then you would have saved yourself from the cruel fate of constant pestering and teasing. 

"That awful sound is your voice."

[traineroak-blog]

i'm saying i don't have trust you, idiot!

...You're not making any sense, rich girl.

[traineroak-blog]

Greetings. I remember you--you challenged my gym and won, correct?

"If you're who I think you are, then yeah- I did. Roasted all your Pokemon with my Arcanine and left a few of your girls crying." Or something along those lines. Fuck if he knows. "Why? Did ya' come back to tell me how smokin' hot I was?"

[umocchi]

traineroak started following you “Well, hello there!” Thinks that she probably met him somewhere before but just doesn’t remember. “Name’s Elesa, and you are?”

[traineroak-blog]

Thinks he's met this woman in another universe during a different time, place, and plot. Weird. Must be the black hair or something. Hadn't he dated some chick with black hair and a lame ass fuzzy jacket like this girl's? What was her name again? Kana, was that it? Or maybe it was Kanlalala. Or..wait..nope it was Kanringa. That was it.

"..Rick Astley." Wow, Gary. Don't lie about your name. "Are you wearing wires from your head or somethin'?"

[traineroak-blog]

Looks like rich girl and green haired baboon are making friends. Tch.  

[beautifulhetalias-blog]

“Hey! What do you think you’re doing? It’s Adult Swim and we don’t need any twerps like you peeing in all the water. Besides, you’re going to soak up all the sun and everyone knows that that Purugly’s the one who has first priority to it. So…how about you head over to the kiddie pool and we can both be all…what do you kids say? Chill, yeah, that’s it. Chill.”

[traineroak-blog]

"..Are you like trying to ask me out on a date or something? Because at first you were insulting me and then you started asking me if I would go to the kiddie pool with you and..what?" Head tilt. Oak does not compute tsundere behavior. 

[traineroak-blog]

"While that kid with the stupid hat cries like a baby to green haired dope, and everyone else does weird things- I'm gonna go chill out by the pool before it gets too cold to even be around there." 

[rippedredjeans-deactivated20131]

“Attention everyone. Gary Oak wants the D.”

**~*~sly smirk~*~*~

[traineroak-blog]

[rippedredjeans-deactivated20131]

“Oh, that’s unfortunate. I won’t touch them, then…what about caterpie?”

[traineroak-blog]

"Those aren't very aggressive. They're pretty cool. A bit gross and slimy; but what bug Pokemon aren't." 

[rippedredjeans-deactivated20131]

“All the weedles are mine, then.”

[traineroak-blog]

"Weedles are aggressive, mmnnhh. Don't touch them."

[rippedredjeans-deactivated20131]

“It’s…early.”

cue a small sigh.

[traineroak-blog]

"Early bird gets the weedle." HALF ASLEEP NIGGA. 

[traineroak-blog]

more faith? you're the one that called me a rich lady...

Are you saying you're not rich?

[traineroak-blog]

should i be?

..No, you should have more faith.C'mon now. 

[traineroak-blog]

no harm in asking!

I feel like you're doubting me.

[protun-blog]

“That was a shitty explanation, that doesn’t even help me. Saying it by their appearance won’t help me at all, why don’t you just show me them? They would also have Slowpoke tails in there purses right?” Its Proton, no one trusts him - besides the people at Team Rocket, yeah. “Green hair? - are you referring to me or are you just..” 

[traineroak-blog]

"Well excuse me, princess. I didn't think you'd need to be spoon fed and guided around like a kid."

"As for the slowpoke tails? I don't know, I never really look in girl's purses. They tend to get really angry when you do that and either curse you to the gave or punch you really hard." Getting socked hurts, man. The cussing and insults he can deal with- but the sudden pop of a fist in his shoulder, face, or back? Yeah, that's not something he enjoys.

"What? No, I wasn't referring to you. Now that you say it, however, I could have been. You do sort of look like an emotional girl just waiting to explode into a frenzy of tears and scary language." Turns his gaze over to the distant shape of N. "I was actually talking about her. She's really easily unsettled. Sounds and looks like a man too. Don't let that fool you, though."

[formerplasmaking]

“Ah, well.. You do have a good point. I can’t argue with that.”

Well, that one caught him off guard. How to make friends though..

“Fine then. If you insist. I can’t refuse if you’re going to keep asking, can I? That could get annoying after a while.. Not that I think you’re annoying! ..Where are we going for this coffee?”

[traineroak-blog]

"I usually do have good points."

Casually stroking his own ego here. If N won't do it for him, then he might as well do it himself! The last thing he needs is to doubt himself and feel like complete and utter shit, so why not give a swift ass pat to his own person while he can? It's not like N is going to say anything nice about him, haha! Haha! Annoying. Ha! That's hilarious. Silly green baboon. Tch. Ignores that bit, as he's been doing to every thing else he doesn't want to hear. "Wherever you want to go. I don't know very many places around here so I can't really give you directions and what not. I know there's some cafe just a bit outside the hotel, maybe we can go there or something? I have a few acquaintances around there, so you can meet them too if you want." Pause. "Oh! By the way. The name is Green or Gary, whichever you wanna call me. I don't think you ever said your name, though..?" He probably did and Oak wasn't paying attention, per-usual. Can't expect much out of a boy who's related to a guy who can't even remember people's genders. That'd just be taboo.