Meme Space Nine

I review Star Trek episodes and sometimes make art. 18yo

[morushroom]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[verbotenwurst-deactivated202308]

let this bring about a weird al revival

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

[eyepatchcrow]

i’m sorry but the vfx note saying ‘no christian kane’ while vikram looks horrified at the giant photo of christian kane’s face floating over his shoulder is the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

The Librarians: The Next Chapter S01E02 And the Dance of Doom.

[pelorsdyke]

she is so blorbo-shaped to me

[spacephobos]

[laser-tripwires]

do you have any headcanons about the librarians?

ooh, many! this isn't even close to all of them (and they range from being implied in canon to complete crack), but:

Jenkins wasn't consistently a caretaker. He's had the job since the fall of Camelot but there were centuries where he wandered off to do other things.

Since turning up in the 21st century, Vikram has developed the same music taste as your average 12 year old girl. This is also coincidentally Cassie's music taste.

Flynn has at least one teeny tiny papercut scratch from Excalibur which he bitches about constantly. After the Sword in the Stone it did heal, and then as soon as Cal woke up at the end of s2 he nicked Flynn's arm again. Cue more whining.

Cassie went through a bubblegum goth wild child phase when she was 16-17ish, after dropping out of school and going through the first set of cancer treatments. She lied on some legal documents to get a drivers licence and then felt so guilty that she never used it.

Occationally, when Flynn's bad habit of pacing around talking at 3am is getting on her nerves, Eve isn't above pointed utilisation of the Flutes of Pan.

Connor at one point wrote a paper contesting one of Jake's. He doesn't know this, though, because of Jake's academic pseudonyms - but Jake is sure as hell aware.

The Apple of Discord DID affect Ezekiel. It's not that he was already the worst version of himself, it's that that worst version is identical to the facade he presents and therefore the apple appeared to have no effect.

Lysa hasn't yet realised that regular physics proofs work to confirm that the laws of energy transfer apply to magic. As soon as she does, she's going to be very happy.

Jake's mother was called Rebecca. She died a very long time ago.

Eve got full marks on all her millitary intake exams, and made the jump to NATO more out of boredom than anything else.

Ezekiel never stopped using random library artifacts to do his household chores. He just got better at not getting caught, much to Jake's annoyance.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

begging this site to watch The Librarians: The Next Chapter like. y'all it's got everything this site complains about missing from older TV. it's got charmingly mediocre 2000s-doctor-who-esque CGI magic every single episode. it's Villain (and/or MacGuffin Artifact) of the Week. one of these villains includes the Devil (a 12 year old girl wearing a headband of Party City-quality black horns). it's Found Family. it's Chosen Found Family. they literally "i am spartacus" each other into saving the day one time because They Are A Family And They Love Each Other So Much It Kills The Bad Guy. it's campy and low-stakes and Hijinks Abound. even with only twelve episodes (so far) they take the time to go "okay here's how THIS pair of main characters works together and here's how THAT pair works together" and so on and so forth for. basically every pair that makes up The Four Of Them. they regularly defeat villains with The Power Of Friendship and Family and Love. it's a reboot/spinoff/sequel series that actually keeps the vibe of where the original series left off. there's even a femslash ship. it's literally 12 eps of Everything People Want Back From 2000s TV and yet i go in the tag and there's about nine active people. that's just not right

[artofoverflowing]

I just read the book chapter where ryland finds out that he didn’t volunteer for the hail mary mission and I (love the book so much, however) think I actually like the way they handled it more in the film; in the book it seems like it’s pretty much entirely that he’s too afraid of dying, but the screenplay in the film is more he’s afraid of dying but he also has a deep lack of belief in his abilities. like, he’s terrified that if they send him he’ll be the wrong person for the job and fail. I find that a lot more interesting.

[harbinger-of-chaossss]

[beemovieerotica]

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Guy Fieri, getting shakily to his feet in the middle of an impact crater, using the back of his hand to wipe a single line of blood from the corner of his mouth: he’s just too powerful…

The Ghost of Dr Kellogg: you pathetic weakling; you cannot hope to defeat me!

Guy Fieri, pulling a remote control that’s just a grey square with a large unlabeled red button in the center out from behind his back: no, I can’t. That’s why I’m sending you to Flavortown

[camera pans out to reveal The Ghost Of Dr Kellogg standing in the middle of a large ❌. Cut to floor shot that reveals 50000 Chili Lime bacon Picante Mac’n’cheese tater’tots being dumped from the ceiling by a contraption]

The Ghost Of Dr Kellogg, covering his face: NOOOOOOO-

[is buried in avalanche of Tots, which bursts into flames, and then explodes]

Guy Fieri: guess his flakes… just got frosted

[mysharona1987]

[dennator25]

[haunted-meat]

So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.

Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.

7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.

3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.

So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.

And that’s how you get 100.

It’s ridiculous, but NASA has a culture of “overengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around it” which is actually pretty cool.

[signoraviolettavalery]

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

^^^

[hashtagloveloses]

Also have you ever packed for a long trip and thought “I’m only going for seven days but I need to pack 15 pairs of underwear….just in case”. Imagine that but you’re going to SPACE

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[boatemholes]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 4K UHD PHYSICAL DVD ANNOUNCEMENT

ITS A PREORDER NO DATE ANNOUNCED YET BUT I HAVE HEARD AUGUST 11

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