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How does one tumblr? Seriously what do these buttons do. OH BABY A TRIPLE!

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

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WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

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I have never played a Resident Evil

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This photoshoot personally murdered me

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Jester and Fjord's wedding but it's just The Fathers sniping at each other because Vandran and Babenon absolutely remember each other from Darktow and fucking hate each other

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Jester messages Essek one day, asking to meet up since she and Fjord just got into port. Essek replies back something along the lines of, "I'm sorry, I'm currently being held captive and would face severe legal ramifications if I were to leave." in his very deadpan way. Jester starts freaking the fuck out, telling Fjord that they need to figure out where he is and save him, Fjord tells her to message him again to get more information. She's like, "WhAtS gOiNg On?!?!!?!?!!!?!??!!!" and Essek replies, *sensible chuckle* "Brunhilde has been on my lap for over two hours and Caleb said it's illegal to move a sleeping cat."

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When Essek called Caleb “young man.” 

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AEOR IS FOR LOVERS

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Can’t risk it

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This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

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this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

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Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

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shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD. 

red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple

orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red

yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach

green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal

blue- shade with purple

purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)

pink- darker shade of red

white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??

black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol

grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)

brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

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If you’re a visual learner…

I made some Balls of Colour to go with Art Mom™’s post:

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u didnt…..

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FUCK

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////: i hate yall

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what do this mean?

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what the hell kind of cryptic shit is this

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oh my fucking god

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I’ve been staring at this for five minutes and c don’t get it

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nvm I just got it

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what am i supposed to get??

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AHAHAHAHAHA

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i want to die

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Az nm wy mn wi wo tn

Arizona New Mexico Wyoming Montana Wisconsin Tennessee

Am I missing a code?

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I swear to fuck you guys....

It took me awhile.

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Infinite Breathholding vs Vampire cloud

I have my players going after a vampire that has abducted the barmaid of the town where they spent the night. They have reached the vault under the old monestary where it has been hiding and have almost finished the fight, as the vampire is reduced to 0 HP, turns into a cloud and moves towards the stairs.

Air-Genasi Bard: “I breath in the vampire cloud and keep him in my lungs until he dies.”

Everyone: “… you do WHAT?”

Air-Genasi Bard: “I can hold my breath for an indefinite amount of time and he needs to be kept from his coffin for 2 hours, so I’m gonna hold my breath for 2 hours with him in my lungs.”

Me: “… that is so good I have to let you have that.”

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I’m getting back into drawing and thought I would start with the M9. I know Veth is supposed to be a beautiful chunky lass but I can only really draw one standard body type at this point. The goal was to draw her in her party dress but I think I’ll get to that later when I can do full bodies. I think I’ll work on essek or jester next.

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BEGIN A WAVE OF JESTER X ARTAGAN FANFIC. I NEED IT. PLEASE.

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BITCH I KNEW IT

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Jester throughout the whole campaign: trying to convert people

Traveller:

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The traveler probably the first time Jester used revivify:

The traveler once Melora showed up to assist: