Tran Do

22 | UIUC 🎓

[aveyzm]

[y3]

i dont hate anyone. the correct term is i dont fuck with you. hating people takes energy and effort. not fucking with you takes nothing

[antoniporowski]

My Wedding

Husband: *Gives long 10 minute vow about his love for me*

Me:

[drinkpisspissblood]

listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u

[maiasparx]

[trjoel]

When fuccboi trying to tell u he has changed

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[blackand-bold]

I think about this post a lot LMAO

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[mysharona1987]

You only truly grow as a woman when you realize that other girls are not, and never have been, your competition.

[thedailyshow]

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

[trando0o]

my dog/cat: "hisses/growls"

me: who the fuck you think you talking to?? i aint one of your little friends on the street, i am your parent and you will respect me as long as i pay the goddamn bills in this house

[iamnotsadatall-deactivated20190]

[calumtrashofficial]

team lowkey sad af but hiding it under a thick layer of sarcasm and memes

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

[jollymarco]

when bae says something that hurts your feelings

[lifeisthefight-deactivated20190]

You fell in love with my flowers but not with my roots, so when Autumn arrived you didn’t know what to do.

(via c-oquetry)

<

p class="MsoNormal">  (via kushandwizdom)

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[kushandwizdom]

if someone makes you feel, let them.

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

<

p class="MsoNormal">  (via kushandwizdom)

[kushandwizdom]

[kushandwizdom]

Vibes