"To file under: for future consideration."

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[trans-asari]

Im not coming back but i just wish all that celebrate that cunt of an abuser winning the trial fucking kills themselves

[stoffbergart]

a series i made for sam prentice’s poof mag! i still love it very much 💛

[cyrmric]

Pretty good short video on how bad the new hp game is

[the-grollican]

okay, you guys know i never engage in online discourse unless I really think it’s important to say. but i’m sick and tired of seeing these pro-AO3 posts that willfully misread what people are annoyed about. people are not unaware or annoyed about the fact that websites cost money to maintain. people are not unaware or annoyed about the fact that websites that do not run ads must ask for donations. instead, here is a short list of the many things people are annoyed about:  

– the fact that thousands of people are choosing to donate to AO3 instead of any of the very desperate causes that are currently going on, and that many of these are the same people who pay lip service to caring about these causes   

– the fact that AO3 asks for money to maintain its website and yet has been in Beta mode for 12 years, as well as failing to meet many of the very important requests by users   

– the fact that people are saying “well its better than anywhere else sweaty (:” as though AO3 cannot be criticized as long as it is marginally better than the next best option   

–the fact that AO3 has received over 5 times the amount of money it requested and yet has not announced plans to redistribute the extra   

–the fact that thousands of people decided to donate to a website that systematically fails to address the racist content and child pornography it hosts   

–the fact that AO3 and the OTW as a whole have shown time and time again that they do not care about fans of colour, and that fans of colour who speak up about this are accused of promoting censorship for wanting to be respected    the fact that by their own admission, it took them years of receiving requests to even begin working on a block feature   

the racism and the child pornography holy shit you supercilious assholes people know things cost money but they get annoyed when that money goes to excusing godawful shit

[librapropaganda-deactivated2022]

this is an anti british royal family blog. i hope all the commonwealth remove them as head of state and they're forced to give all their wealth back to where they stole it from. likes charge reblogs cast

[ohfuckohfucknoplease]

okayyyy so I lost my post?? I can't find it anywhere which is weird since I had it pinned but yeah thanks tumblr. 👍 anyway to reiterate, I'm from ukraine (currently abroad in poland as a student), my family survives off very little because they laid off my mum n sent dad into an indefinite unpaid vacation, they r supportin not only me, but my little brother n two grandmas (one is recoverin from cancer, the other one is stuck in the seiged by russians city) so any help is appreciated, here's my paypal, thank u.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Just keep getting hit in the nads 🤪

Imagine having an autoimmune disease where the best medicine raises your blood pressure but then your doctor says you can’t walk around with high blood pressure so here’s more meds that will lower your blood pressure but those meds cramp your body up to the point where you can’t walk a block without wanting to collapse so they take you off and you immediately develop a pain in your abdomen because the blood pressure medicine may have given you a fucking kidney stone so then your out for a week in pain waiting for it to pass and get hit with a hospital bill despite.

That would be wild right?

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[ororomunroedontpullout]

30/2000

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150/2000

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265/2000

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280/2000

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310/2000

[stuckinblrjail]

Old king in Romanian folk tales: Woe is me, I am too old to lead an army and protect my kingdom. 

Same dude not one page later: *turns into a giant 12 headed dragon to test his kid’s valor*

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

[charlesoberonn]

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

[firstgrave]

“i would never confess to a crime I didn’t commit” you would. “I would never plead guilty if i was innocent” you would. “I would never give up fighting” you would.

[firstgrave]

there is no such thing as insurmountable human will and the criminal justice system is designed to find any weak point possible. it is designed to break people. you would break in these conditions, just as so many others have. looking at those who have been in these positions and declaring yourself above them, better than them, stronger than them is nothing more than pathetically naive arrogance

[ohfuckohfucknoplease]

hi I hate to be THAT guy but I'm like from ukraine n my mom lost her job n they refuse to pay her so my entire family is survivin off my dads pay which isn't enough for me (a student abroad), my little brother, my two grandmas (one is recoverin from cancer, which she beat, yas girlboss, n the other one we current have no contact w cuz the village she's in rn is occupied by russian, it's really ugly, people dead, houses burned down, it's just. bad.) n my mum, so if any of u can donate to me that'd be superb thank u. p*ypal. thank u.

[tali-zorahs]

this started out from a joke (i bet you can guess what aspect is the joke) and then grew into something much more time consuming

[gloomymuffin]

WHAT? WDYM??? YOU’LL LOSE INTERNET???

We can’t lose you!

I CAN’T LOOSE YALL EITHER OR I’M GONNA GO INSANE.

Sign the Petition

Statement Urging President Duterte to Veto the "SIM Card and Social Media Registration Act

PLEASE SPREAD THIS

[ickyism-moved]

yeah i’d be forced to deactivate as well so please please sign!

[madamolulu]

@gunterdon @mx-kamisat0 @hydrobes @kamisathoes @jupeteer @chimkennuggieee @hearttebayo am sorry for all the tags but its important.

[thewindstale]

I signed it! Anyone who can plEASE DO! VERY IMPORTANT!!

[circu1tbreaker]

@funidoors

[scrolpencer]

WE HAVE 1 DAY LEFT 

We would be forced to reveal our full names and even our phone numbers and addresses. It will all be shown in PUBLIC for everyone with access to the internet

[egopathic]

i need to get this off my chest so i’ll say it as quickly as i can.

as a ukrainian and russian jew in america, i feel fucking sick. like so many with family on both sides of the border, my “loyalty” to both is being questioned by others. more importantly, theres no way to know if i’ll see either side again. my thoughts have been scattered the last few days, in between reading ukrainian articles and spreading awareness to my family of russian disinfo and lies. but i feel like i want to say something to other americans watching this invasion.

if you are a leftist of any kind, you should be anti war. the only people who ever suffer the costs of combat are children and the poor. it makes me spit when i see americans rejoicing russian soldiers deaths- those young men don’t want to be there either, and you post their dead bodies like this is some kind of marvel movie? if you haven’t been following what’s been going on in russia and ukraine for literally decades, you probably have very little practical understanding of what’s going on there. russians are protesting putin, which is illegal under their law. they are risking everything to let us know that this is not their war and not their choice.

and those of you who spread nothing about ukraine but the fascists who live there or the nazis of the azov battalion, shame on you. jews, people of color, Muslims, all live in ukraine and are all under attack. children are under attack. refugees from afghanistan and students from nigeria, all. under. attack. the kremlin is not killing the nazis, they are killing everyone. today, putin’s missiles hit babyn yar (holocaust memorial) and people died there. he talks of “solving the ukrainian problem”. if you can’t hear his dogwhistles, you must have your ears plugged. if you can’t see his war crimes, you must be covering your eyes.

putin is not a communist, a socialist or a leftist. he’s a war mongering, foolish dictator who sends russians to die, fighting their brother country for no reason other than pride and legacy’s sake. he is controlled by money, blood and power, a perfect example of fascism. stop falling for the lies on RTV, stop falling for the bots on twitter and get your sources from independent journalists and people on the ground. otherwise you’re just a useful idiot, spreading false information on things you barely understand.

sorry if this doesn’t make sense. i’m really fucking tired.

[isoisanerd]

anyway im kindly asking anyone with thirty seconds to spare to sign this petition to veto the phillippine sim card + social media registration act. if passed this act will revoke filipinos of their digital freedom and anonymity and can lead to fines and/or six years of imprisonment if disobeyed. the bill is set to be signed on march 4th

[lilytad]

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

[lilytad]

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[lilytad]

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

[southeastsappho]

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Help your friendly neighborhood black lesbian survive!

venmo: Serena-Manning

paypal: [email protected]

cashapp: $sailorsylvie

It is Black History Month and black folks need more than just your reposted hashtags they need your ACTUAL help!

[southeastsappho]

$50 to get groceries and $30 for gas would be life changing rn!!

[southeastsappho]

$0/80

[southeastsappho]

$58/80

[southeastsappho]

Still at $58/80!