[catmask]

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

[catmask]

[dyst-blogs]

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *guy who is su-

[dyst-blogs]

hey. stop being funnier than me

[fantasysamsclub]

[fantasysamsclub]

WAIT, HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND

[kalamos]

the absolute nerve of griffin to go “you what? you don’t like the name sildar hallwinter? FINE! he’s barry bluejeans now and he’s a middle-aged dad type of guy, deal with it. fuck you” and then make him a tragic hero starring in a century long romance and overcoming death for the love of his life, a trans woman with a taste for arson? i absolutely cannot deal

[lucretiaadventurezone]

🤪🤪😳🥴🥴😎😎😤🤬

[lucretiaadventurezone]

HEY

[taahko]

theres an interaction in the first ep of rockport where merle says “can we bring billy bluejeans back” and taako replies “its barry. oh how quickly you forget huh. boy barry must have made a real impact on you” and all of this is in front of lucretia

[daily-davenport]

Today’s Davenport has to figure out who killed Mr. Barry (can you figure out who??)

(image description: A semi colored image of the Starblaster Crew dressed as Clue characters. Davenport, a small gnome with a large mustache, is dressed as Mr. Green and has a briefcase and a hand outstretched. Magnus, a large burly human with large sideburns, is next dressed as Colonel Mustard in a yellow military outfit and axe over shoulder. Taako, a chubby elf with a braid, has a hand to his chin and is dressed as Professor Plum. Lup, a long haired elf, is in Ms. Scarlet’s long red dress and brushes her hair back while she looks to Lucretia. Lucretia, a curly haired human, stands relaxed and tall dressed as Mrs. Peacock. Barry, a large mulleted human, looks over towards Lup. He is dressed in the black and greys of Mr. Boddy. Last is Merle, a squat bearded lazy-looking dwarf. He’s in Mrs. White’s maid uniform. End description)

[geodebiome]

polite ango

[blueoceanarts]

[ID: A sketchy, 4 panel comic. In the first panel, Lup sits at a table with a cup of coffee nearby, staring intensely with a slight blush on her face. In the second panel, a tired Barry, still in his pajamas, is yawing. As he stretches, his shirt rolls up slightly to reveal a bit of his midriff. In the third panel, he is done yawning, and now grumbles quietly while scratching at his chest, still mostly asleep. In the fourth panel, Lup is blushing furiously. She has slammed her hands down on the table and is making a hasty egress from the room. End ID.]

I bet mornings on the starblaster were hard lol.

inspired by this:

[ID: An onion article title reading “Man Removing Sweatshirt Offers Coworkers Tantalizing Glimpse of Bare Midriff”. End ID]

[actvii]

a lucretia

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a drawing of Lucretia, sitting in a chair with her elbow resting on the table next to her. She has dark brown skin and buzzed white hair. She’s wearing a black sleeveless gown and holding a glass of wine out to one side. She has a neutral, slightly bored expression on her face.]

[mspainttaz]

davenport doodles based on a few headcanons. i love this gnome… so much…

[i.d.: A collection of black and white sketches of Davenport, a gnome . In the first image are three versions of him. The first is wearing a nice suit and smiling cheerily. He holds a tray with three glowing tokens on it. All the Davenports have large sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. Next to that is a drawing of him as a bespectacled old man, grey hair pulled into a long ponytail. At the bottom of the page is Davenport in profile with the words “give Dav the Magnus sideburns 2020″ written next to it.

In the second image are three more Davenports. The first is Dav looking confused at someone off-screen who asks “what are you?” to which he replies “captain?”.The person asks “no like. boy? girl?” Davenport responds “…im a gnome.” An agender flag is drawn next to the dialogue. The second Davenport is a full body sketch. he wears heart shaped glasses and fuzzy pink slippers, and has a long tail. The last Davenport is Dav sitting on the floor holding Fisher in his lap while reading aloud to him from a book that is being lit by Fisher’s glow. end i.d.]

[leon-the-artificer]

one thing about taz that will always stick with me is how good magnus treated taako. after losing so much, he easily and genuinely offered to suffer more so that taako didn’t lose his looks. he understood how much that meant to taako without even needing it said out loud! and then, in the final battle? when the bond engine offered them a way out? he didn’t even hesitate when taako said he had to go back to lup. he just said that he understood with no judgement in his voice. when he reunited with julia and began to tell his story, he introduced taako by calling him “the most beautiful elf”. he’s such a fucking ride or die and i’m so glad that when taako thought he had nobody, he had magnus.

[lupsviolin]

ok but the concept of magnus always wearing the red bandana around his neck because it used to be julia’s and it’s one of the only things of hers that he was able to save. one day taako’s just goofing with him and asks him “why do you always wear that thing anyways, i’ve never even seen you take it off, would your head fall off if you did?” and he just stares off into space and answers “something like that, yeah”

[hospitalvespers]

taako time

[adhdmagnusburnsides]

[id: stylized, digital art of taako. taako is a thin elf man with chin length, dark brown hair. he’s wearing a white, knee length coat with elbow length sleeves that buttons to his waist and then flows out, a light pink skirt, a dark, teal cape that reaches his waist, white gloves, brown boots that reach his knees with a white bow at the top of each, a black wizard hat with a white ribbon tied in a bow around it, and his bureau of balance bracer around his forearm. he has one leg crossed behind the other, his eyes are closed and his head is turned to the right, and he’s holding the umbra staff above his head, opened to function as an umbrella. the background of the image is light pink, and the whole image is tinted pink.]

[altarofistus]

of all fucking days, you had to choose that one.

[skateybears]

Taako’s good out here.

[gravefl0wers]

boss-ass lich 💀