okay imagine this: tyo at Disneyland. Vyvyan being forcefully removed from the spinning teacups. Rick being a geberal whip ehen it comes to any roller-coaster rtc. IMAGINE THIS
- ranting abt commercialism while eating a mickey-shaped pretzel
- TERRIFIED of roller coasters and ferris wheels
- theres no way he isn’t severely lactose intolerant and spent 3 hours in the restroom for drinking milkshake crimes
- tried to find walt disney’s frozen head
- “For the happiest place on earth, waiting in the teacups line for an hour only for vyvyan to get me sick on it was blummin’ well miserable!”
- Spun so fast on the teacups their seat flew tf off and gave Rick a very upset stomach to say at the very least
- “I’m not paying that much for some bloody ice cream, Mikey, that’s why I stole it!”
- “For the happiest place on earth, I’m not seeing any punk bands!”
- Physically restrained from leaping into the water at splash mountain
- Snuck in SPG, who flew off one of the rides and they reunited at the Italian sector of epcot
- “I’m at the happiest place on earth and I’m still depressed”
- Obligatory souveneir/bottled water pack mule
- Only rode the teacups and decided he hates theme parks now. Thanks Vyv
- HORRIFIED by the mascots
- Honestly expected to be too short to ride anything
- Still didn’t ride much due to a fear of heights
- Short legs + long walk = piggyback rides from Vyvyan
- “For the happiest place on earth, it surely makes my wallet cry”
- Physically restrained from asking Cinderella out
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