Miss Kiva D

Transgender. Gamer. I drink my cereal straight from the box's teat, and mainline Lady Grey. Tortillas are one of the greatest inventions known to humanity.

[misskivad]

I just don't get WASD people.

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I’ve been on the internet since 1998 starter pack

Reblog this if you are an old fogey online

Reblog this instead if you are a young whippersnapper

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Things this starter pack simply does not convey:

The unholy shrieking of the dial-up modem

The computer hanging up on the internet when someone called

How damn long everything took to load

Having multiple windows open in the task bar because there was no such thing as a tabbed browser

IRC bots 

The frantic search for the midi player when a  webpage started playing music

Putting videos on to download overnight

jpg compression on photos taken with the webcam

This: 

[commodorez]

No tabs, taskbar-only web browsing.

We die like Web 1.0 surfers.

[misskivad]

*throws a porno magazine into 2023's path and knocks on a wall before hiding under a cardboard box*

[misskivad]

Time to find out if I still like this… :3

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Gettin' reeeeeeeeeeal tired o' yer shit, VRoid Studio…

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I think I found the sweet spot; just put Pyramid Head in everything.

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Tumblr doesn't appear to like HEVC.

In which I fruitlessly take out all the explosive frustration I can on Mr. Blue Eyes. 💁🏿‍♀️

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Built a pooter; painted a case. :3

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The DLC my libido heart libido heart libi-- whatever, fuck it, just give it to me

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Dovahkiin was a man…

I mean…

He was a… Dragon-man…

Or maybe he was just a dragon…

But he had a LOOT HHHHOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!

LOOOOT HHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRy'know this really made so much more sense when I was halfway through making it, I dunno, I'm really sleep-deprived right now.

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I was just gonna punch her, this time, but a'ight… 😂🤣😂🤣

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Not that kinda game, Google Translate… 😂

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For shiggles, I just logged into my Funcom account and updated my email address. I haven't used it in a decade, but the un/pw still worked.

Old email is the same as the one one on my Twitter account, but Twitter thinks they're Fort Knox, or some shit, and their customer support is ass.

[loopygifz]

Data cable on a computer from 1945

[commodorez]

tl;dr: it's a cable standard that goes back to ENIAC

[misskivad]

Oh, for fuck's sake…

I literally told them in the request form my old provider doesn't even exist, anymore.

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@SupportRequests #0242629631

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Okay, so what seems to be going on here, is that when I use tumblr to tweet a post, and that tweet starts with an @, IT DOESN'T TWEET.

Which is a problem, because twitter seems to insist that the first character in that tweet needs to be an @.