Twilight Renaissance

I guess we’re doing this now huh? A twilight side blog in tribute to eleven year old me.

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

[guerrillatech]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[bellas-empty-head]

[panlight]

"We have to go to high school this one time because Alice foresaw that we would meet someone important there," would make more sense than any canon explanation. It would also explain why they were so bad at blending in. They hadn't done it before!

I mean I guess you could make the argument that Edward would refuse to go if it meant luring an innocent human girl into the dark world of vampirism, woe! But maybe Alice didn't see who/what all that clearly just that like, "this is the cover story we need to do this time, trust me."

[panlight]

ALSO make more sense of why Forks in the first place. I know it's likely because SM wrote things out of order and placed the Cullens there before discovering the Quileutes and co-opting their wolf legends, but it has never made sense to me why the Cullens would move back to the one place where there might be a danger to them. Even if they don't know or care that their presence will trigger the shifter gene, for their own safety it just seems very foolish to move back there. And like yes, I know, they had to so the story could happen, but "we moved here because it's the rainiest place" is not much of an excuse. Move to the second or third rainiest place where there is no history of giant vampire-killing wolves?

So again, if Alice had had a vision and insisted that, for some reason, they need to be at Forks High specifically for the next few years, then at least that's something.

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[dalooch]

twilight girlies

[juderuo]

It doesn’t look like an animal attack…

[ezzakennebba]

prom night 🎀

[bisexualemmettcullen]

i HC that since in the books it is mentioned that bella and her mom had to basically scrape together money to supplement a winter wardrobe when she moved to Forks, that Bella just ended up wearing a lot of Charlie's old stuff. Like his oversized flannels and his jackets, something comforting to have during her first days of school and to change into when she got home because her current clothes were soaking wet from the rain. she didnt really ask him if it was ok, she just kind of started doing it and he never said anything since he is in his work uniform most of the time anyway.

And all the stuff Bella wore that fit slightly better but were still too big, were Jacobs. When he first heard Bella was moving to Forks, he gathered up a bunch of his old clothes he outgrew to give to her while he made fun of her arizona clothes. "you cant wear that here, chica! You'll freeze!"

And that is my explanation of why Bella's wardrobe is so vastly different in style from Arizona to Forks. because none of the clothes she wears are hers

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Whenever Edward pissed Bella off after New Moon she should’ve said “you know my hallucination of you never would have said that. I liked him better”

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Carlisle: I was attacked and bitten

Edward: I was bitten without any choice and amidst a fever in the height of a pandemic

Esme: I threw myself off a cliff and was turned while unconscious without any prior knowledge

Rosalie: I was bitten after being brutalized and left for dead in the streets, without my consent

Emmett: I was bitten to be saved after being mauled by a bear. I thought I was being carried to heaven by an angel

Alice: I was stolen from an asylum and bitten to be saved from a tracker

Jasper: when I was bitten I was drafted into a brutal underground war

Bella:

[homodotus]

hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes

[unimportant-ramblings]

La Bella Italia is so lucky that they were a coca cola™ restaurant. Imagine if Edward ordered two cokes and the waitress had said "pepsi okay?" He would have started killing. The lady said coke

[fuckmeyer]

guys i really do love twilight i just hate every aspect of its execution

[fuckmeyer]

changed my mind i really do hate twilight

[fuckmeyer]

wait