Me on Halloween
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
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@theartofmadeline

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic 🪩

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty
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@transcendentalkick
Me on Halloween
Idk why I laughed so hard at this
hillary: he
trump:
Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*
me: *calls its name*
dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
c o m e c l o s e r m o r t a l
t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e
Yee
and dare I say it,
Haw
wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?
a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out
max garcia here gets it
gays! clean your room
I just want to get dicked down again =/
absent for 14 months only to return horny on main
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
On April 19th I made bread
Latin graffiti in Pompeii (CIL IV.8792)
life fast die young, Romans
(via likeavirgil)
#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE TIME THAT ROMAN GUY MADE BREAD
(via audible-smiles)
4/19 bake it
(via inquisitorpsyduck)
Life hacks!