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Hi I'm Sculpin!
Episode 3 Defender
#1 Shane should be drinking ginger beer truther
I reserve the right to post a take and then immediately reblog another completely contradicting take
Follow back from @casual-space-plant
Previously: transjackiepike
please jacob cast chris fleming as irina itās not too late
Chris Fleming as Irina and Katya Zemo as Galina⦠thereās still time Jacobā¦
MY IRINA
the reason Alexei is like that is because he broke Irina's precious Tonya Harding portrait while practising his Spanish guitar so she put him on eBay
To Me, married hollanov are tom holland and zendaya: everyone knows theyāre together and any time they do press together itās obvious theyāre desperately in love but they are largely very private about their lives together beyond comments here and there that reveal they have a dog or like, how much they admire each other
this is literally mother and son
katya as galina but sheās not even pretending to do good therapy sheās just yelling at him
iām screaming thinking about chris fleming doing beautiful dramatic irina flashbacks and/or ghost scenes like please
post-retirement Ilya goes on dancing with the stars and wins
shane supports him but is secretly mortified until ilya proves to actually be incredible and definitely in contention for the win and then suddenly shane is in the audience every single time from about 1/3 of the way through the season and the camera ppl eventually stop even showing him because hes way too intense about it for a tv dancing competition especially considering they have 5 stanley cups between them and its weirding people out
more ilya whimpering in s2
shane and ilya are best friends by the way. like they literally like each other BY THE WAY
castle // halsey
castle // halsey
Out on the town feeling drunk but I've had no alcohol. Pain is weird
As far as I'm concerned in this moment, Shane Hollander is drafting a list of baby names in his head.
sure sure sure cock-drunk shane but what about cock-drunk ilya like he just got done doing the tornado 3000 to shaneās dick and of course he swallowed every last drop and heās out of breath and panting and his eyes are half closed and heās got this stupid dopey smile on his face and his cheeks are pink and his hair is all over the place and he canāt stop nuzzling at shaneās crotch and licking and kissing as he giggles to himself
when the one mutual you indirectly posted for interacts