I ate a sock :)))

19 they/it/mew MDNI

[translunarycharmer]

Intro Blog

Hi I'm Max

They/it/mew

I'm 19, Minor ageless blogs PLEASEEEE fucking dni, if you don't you're disrespecting my consent.

I block freely, if I don't like you you won't see me.

I repost about literally anything, and I love saying bullshit ♥️

Side Blog: @auscultate-courtier413

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[discord-the-app-offical]

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

[gremlininho]

Seong Gi-hun ♡

[translunarycharmer]

Why is it so hard 2 find friends nearby that want to make out with you what the fuck

[dogpuppy]

[cupidispretty]

@translunarycharmer

[translunarycharmer]

#ohmyfodhoesw

[translunarycharmer]

Wtf is she doing there....

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

[dagdalas-finalgirl]

[brucebocchi]

[kechoban]

sleep deprived solkat kiss ❤️

[kwisatzzhaderach]

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the jedi

[cobalt-c-art]

Yep I also love SH2 hehe

[1eos]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[catboymuqing-moving]

I’M HORTONS?

[sphereshots]

[fantashic]

[sobeautifulorsowhat]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame