A Transman's Dreams

18+! Name's Jack. 20 something homoflexible leftist asian transman and sinful furry faggot. Major bottom. Here you will find a confusing mix of debauchery and shitposting. Favorite kinks have to do with monster fucking and the ass. Sideblogs: Hohohucowfarm, hohohentai

[transmandreams]

Okay, since the purge is going on, I'm going to tell you all a secret I've been @ethospathosdragos all along all my other social stuffs is on there

[unmooredonasundayevening]

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

[clinticalthinkr]

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.

[marigoldwritesthings-deactivate]

😂

[melonmemes]

[atomictiki]

Trying to find the same porn a month later

[functioning-minne-holic]

Fucking called OUT

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[pixie-pixel-land-deactivated202]

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

[thebootydiaries]

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

[garlandiana-deactivated20160331]

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

[thebootydiaries]

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

[holytragedyqueen]

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

[thebootydiaries]

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

[sixpenceee]

This is how aluminum reacts with mercury

[transmandreams]

What the fresh fuck

[best-of-memes]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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I decided to try to ruin Gaston

like, the song from Beauty and the Beast

so

here’s Gaston, except everything is Gaston except for a single very seasick accordion, and also the melody is an octave lower than it probably should be

I hope you like it it has me literally crying

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I should’ve just called it that

[babypunter3000]

[cornprices]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

[hotvampireadjacent]

but Henry infinite chocolate

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this is how it actually works. mystery solved, y’all are welcome. 

[source]

[greyscalesound]

Thank you for helping to resolve this persistent existential crisis

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

FUCKING THANK YOU, I knew logically it didn’t work I just couldn’t brain WHY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pdlcomics]

Scares

[ja-khajay]

[chocolatebunny-velvet]

Me irl

[lana-the-salty-banana]

same

[drarnegas-deactivated20191215]

Yeah

[adeles]

[eggsaladstain]

every single tv drama of the past few years be like

[noisegf]

Arrested for man hating dyke on main 🔪 (she/her)

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[miyavji]

Photo By: @iamtheswimreaper