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nikolai | they/he

[transpetrikov]

Jerma Dollhouse: the Musical cast revealed

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[meowmorials]

2006

[addendumbeekeeper]

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

[ilovemywife103947]

can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible

[diabonoquarto]

hi european here. what the fuck is that

[ilovemywife103947]

🎇🎆🎇

UNCONTESTED

DIVORCE $399

SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED

🎆🎇🎆

(plus court fees)

[itsanxiete]

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[angelicguy]

teen years: theyre morons

early 20s: im a moron

mid 20s: we're all morons

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[darkspaceboytoy]

We are never fuckin beating fascism man

[transpetrikov]

her eyes were zoloft 50mg blue

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019]

been working on this piece the whole day and i love the way its coming out

[transpetrikov]

i cant believe in like 2018 ppl were posting abt never letting their future kids watch steven universe bc it was problematic as if their 6 year old is gonna come to the conclusion that the diamonds are nazis and we must forgive hitler

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.