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welcome to my 300 follower giveaway! :)

please read all of this if you would like to enter!!

I am giving away one of my darling leopards! I will ship anywhere, so doesnt matter where you live!

a little bit about her: - she has been skinned and cleaned and given a new zip tie - she is like. so soft and plush. i dont even know how. - she does not have msa - someone before me painted her beak and tongue with nail polish, i sanded it down and painted over, but you can still see a bit when she opens her mouth - her little beak sometimes falls down and she talks without moving it like some kind of ventriloquist. its a quirk!

TO ENTER:

0) if you are under 18 you must have a parents/guardians permission to enter the giveaway. 1) this giveaway is open to followers only. you cannot win if you do not follow this blog! 2) like and reblog this post ONCE (one entry per person only) 3) when you reblog you are assigned a number (first person to reblog is #1, second person is #2, ect) reblogging multiple times will not give you more numbers, you only get one. 4) i will use a random number generator online to pick the winner! 5) the giveaway ends feb 2nd 2019. after that date no new entries will be counted 6) i will contact the winner through dms to get your shipping address!

**please only enter if you plan on giving her a nice home! questions/concerns, dm me or send an ask!

anxietyproblem

anxiouslydepressedintrovert

Yikes, just realized this is me

For really though, those of you who are dealing with someone whose exhibiting any of these attributes please have patience and be kind. These kinds of people are so fragile, because the mind is a very fragile and impressionable thing.

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

actuallyjuststealingmemes

They were what now?

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Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

defydamage

columbojumpscare

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

bogleech

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

lesless

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

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Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

new bat!

BEE BAT

Bumble bat

Skunk bat

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Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

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GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

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Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

charminglyantiquated

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

beetlegarden

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!! we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

cathartic-roses

I needed this

fitness01993

Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it.

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.

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To the few guys I know having surgery this week!

sabertoothwalrus

-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.

-after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.