Zbeul partout

She/Her // TMA // Ancom // Mostly shitpost and reblog // Will post some text I'm studying

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[breelandwalker]

Skirts: full

Swords: drawn

Titties: out

[charlesoberonn]

Project Hail Mary breaks Chekhov's Gun in a quite literal way because it introduces the fact that there's a gun on board the Hail Mary and then it's never brought up again.

[sew-birb]

Stolen from reddit, full credit to i-max95

[charlesoberonn]

Is there a "Yao's Gun" tag on AO3?

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the knight gc] so we dont have to do EVERYTHING our lady says, right? cus she just asked me to something i really don't want to do and i'm kinda scared i have to

knight 1: you took an oath.

knight 2: oath

knight 3: yeah wtf u swore an oath

knight 4: did you not swear fealty ?? how are you in this chat

knight 5: It is your duty to serve your lady, lest you be defined by your insolence.

me: okay yeah you guys are right but. she wants me to sleep with her

knight 4: ohhhhh shit hahahaha

knight 2: you're fucked

knight 3: no way LMAO ur boned

knight 5: I see no issue with this arrangement. A knight must do her duty.

knight 4: okay maggie

knight 2: mags cmon

knight 3: yea maggie u know its different

knight 5: Lady Magdalene.

knight 1: whatever maggie. is it really that bad. like its just sex. there are worse things.

knight 4: yeah didn't val have to lick her queen's feet

knight 2: DUDE

me: okay, normally i'd agree with you but. she's into BDSM. like... hardcore.. she wants to take me to the dungeon

knight 3: HAHAHA

knight 4: thats so funny

me: guys its serious she wants to hit me with whips and put me on the wheel. she wants to cut me with my own sword!!! like shes not fucking around

knight 2: oh i thought i had it bad. nvm lol

knight 1: brb i have to take this quest.

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knight 4: okay you're so fucked

knight 5: A lady must never face her Knight in combat. This is incredibly unbecoming. You must act.

knight 2: okay what are you proposing mags

knight 3: ....???

me: what do you mean act

knight 5: Slay her.

knight 3: BAHAHAHAHAHA

knight 2: c'mon

knight 4: maggie be serious

knight 5: If she wishes to engage in combat, strike her down.

me: okay but didnt we all take oaths. thats pretty not allowed i'm pretty sure

knight 5: She's breaking her oath by striking you down.

knight 2: i dont think thats how it works mags. i wish i could strike my princess down but like. thats def not how it works

knight 3: yea lmao

knight 4: okay i think we gotta chill out here we can't be saying this stuff

knight 2: hate to say it mads but ur gonna have to do it

me: awh man

knight 2: yeahhhh.. my condolences

knight 5: Inform the Queen.

knight 3: do NOT do that omg

HerRoyalCuteness joined the chat

princess: hey i heard you guys were talking about meeeeeee :333

knight 4: WHO ADDED HER

knight 3: FUCK

dragonfuckr left the chat

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MagdaleneTheBrave left the chat

me: i'm so fucked

princess: yup!!!! by meee :3

[weedle-testaburger]

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[mousegirlheart]

Look, i know you said the problematic thing over a decade ago, have been squeaky clean ever since, aren't like that anymore and have grown as a person, but I'm only just finding about it now, so it's basically like it just happened so i gotta persecute you and harass you out of your community. You understand :)

[suturesque]

vodun day, 2020 benin. julio sacristan

[kardrath]

Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

[theburialofstrawberries]

Hour before match, 'Israel' kills Egypt's Committee official in Gaza

An 'Israeli' drone strike killed Mohammed fawaz al-Wahidi, the Public Relations Director for the Egyptian Committee for the Reconstruction o

[ouroborosorder]

I love Solarpunk so fucking much. It’s the most late 2010s ass genre humanly possible. A genre consisting entirely of Pinterest concept art boards and a yogurt commercial. Aggressively political with no actual political stance or statement other than “climate change is bad.” genuinely incredible levels of sucking

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

the official dem response to having to pay war reparations

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

really what is there to even say. there is a country much worse off for it than the US that needs the money more so pay up bitch

[natoapologistblocker]

I see this Dem rhetoric all the time, where they act as if they have the legal and institutional mechanisms to aggressively funnel enormous amounts of money into public investment, healthcare, welfare, or whatever. They act as if American banks would simply concede to these kinds of investments, as if they can actually mobilise infrastructure to achieve those ends, and as if they don't need to negotiate with a million "shareholders" to make sure they're not stepping on any capitalist's toes before investing money in, you know, society

In other words, Dems seem to think America is China

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

trans men actually have a lot of visibility you just gotta look into any issue affecting exclusively or primarily trans women and you'll see that people loooove platforming trans men when it's at the expense of trans women which to be fair does seem to be their preference a lot of the time but it's fucking surreal and bizarre, like

court decision defending specifically transfems being excluded from from playing on women's teams? no transfems interviewed but here's some trans men we interviewed one of whom just wants to push his new book

panel on the transfem experience? no transfems speaking on it but here's three trans men larping as experts one of whom is just detailing his fetishistic fantasies about them with open contempt for transfem lesbians in particular

in the face of all the backlash against letting trans women play sports with other women, here's a story about a women's team letting a trans athlete on the team! no, trans women still can't play with other women, this is a trans man and we interviewed him while we and he and everyone else pretended it was a progressive cultural victory

[leviathan-supersystem]

it's crazy that after years of fearmongering about overpopulation, that when birth rates start to decline, rather than saying "oh thank god, birth-rates are self-regulating and we don't need to worry about overpopulation" people are instead saying "oh no! now we need to worry about UNDERpopulation!"

[leviathan-supersystem]

like literally chill out, birth rates will go back up once population density thins out a bit and then will continue to fluctuate within the sustainable range for the size of the environment, it's literally fine.

[gunsandfireandshit]

I mean it's basically always "demographic replacement" types who complain . . .

[everymournfulbreath]

Israel Exposed — War Crimes Archive

Documented evidence of war crimes in Gaza and the West Bank.

[edwad]

Would you consider yourself a reformist? Or do you have a sort of "reforms as a road to revolution" kinda thinking

i think the beauty of reforms is that they either secure a better quality of life for people and a victory to build from or they expose that capitalism can't really sustain that, at which point the political point is in our favor. if you organize around capitalism's alleged "absolute limits" then you are practically demonstrating the adequacy (or otherwise) of your account of the system and what it is or isn't capable of providing. i don't think you can just reform away capitalist social institutions entirely, but i think reforms can be a way to push political messaging and clarify what capitalism can meaningfully offer. but absent a political movement pushing for those reforms, it's all just hypothetical and you're trying to convince people you're right with no obvious stakes. if you can develop a movement that has lower-level goals and winnable reforms, you can scale that up and also capitalize on social frustrations where they arise to push that toward a non-reformist politics that centers around a layer of society that has built itself up and learned how to fight for itself