trash pizza

one man's trash is another man's pizza

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[acornfriend]

sorry

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Okay so here's the deal. She's got ear problems, specifically called cholesteotomas. They're growths in your ears that mess up hearing, balance, and could grow into your brain and kill you. There's surgery for this stuff, and we need 20,000£ to get it all done. One ear would be 10,000£, and that's the milestone she's trying to hit on the gofundme page, but I'm ambitiously doubling my aim because I'm hoping to get both ears back. Her suggestion was to ask a thousand people for 10£ each, so that's what I'm hoping for from here. (Well that and signal boosting would be nice too) So yeah. I'm not that great at requests, so I'll leave it here. Just know that this is important to me.

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[annie-quill]

okay that's it. i've been intrigued by my dash for far too long, and i finally need to see these videos for myself. where can i get the full playlist for the story behind all of thomas sanders' sides?

Sanders Sides: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYA7DZ_sbUzvB1l6KsO5LZV2rrk2u1xl4

^^^^^

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watching episode one, “my true identity”

-he loves pizza! he’s what the kids call my pet spirit…did i do the meme right?

-the dad one said “is there four people” and that’s gramatically incorrect and since the fact one didn’t call him out on it, i felt i had to. okay carry on.

-the fancy one has a really cool voice, reminiscient of the male narrator of ever after high.

-what exactly is at the bottom of the ocean?

-hey! they have the same glasses! great lampshade hanging!

-“or do you want love at all?” screams externally somebody famous knows aces/aros exists!!!

-little-known fact: sacagawea is pronounced sack-uh-guh-WAY-uh and i feel like a sphincter for pointing that out, because i don’t mean to snark, i mean to be helpful.

-“non-binary pals” like me~!

-“like jon cozart” i used to think thomas sanders was jon cozart after he finally committed to working out.

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watching episode two, “way too adult”

-lol idk you thomas so it’s my first time seeing that shirt

-“that one time a few months ago” - again, this fellow is my pet spirit.

-“adultery”

-“sounds lit. you know, unlike me. ‘cause i’m an unlit stove.” - oh, i relate to stoves now. i suppose it’s a step up from trash pizza, but still.

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watching ep three, “taking on anxiety with lilly singh!!”

-his intro theme music is such an inspiring moment of awesomeness.

-okay, so the fancy one is “prince dude.” gotcha.

-“i actually had a question!” same

- “i did those things, and i did them well.” i need to start saying this to myself.

-i spent months in therapy for my anxiety and i’m so happy to think about how that used to be me but not anymore. <3

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watching ep four, “a new year of lying to myself…in song!!”

-it took me an instant replay to realize that those were the teen titans voice actors. that’s so cool.

-i haven’t watched hamilton. never really got around to it. there was a joke but it went over my head, because i couldn’t catch it.

-lol steven universe “i don’t like food” and “yeah it was!”

-you won a streamy? well now i can see why.

-“proper adultery”

-prince dude reminded me of this gif

-you’re a good singer, thomas.

-oh so this is where the new year’s resolution is 1080p joke came from.

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watching episode five, “the dark side of disney!”

-i like you, thomas. i want keep you as my pet spirit for a long time.

-”besmirch”

-julie andrews is beautiful.

-“don’t eat fruit?” nah fam, if you can’t hit up carrots then at least hit up fruit.

-“consent” +10 points to hufflepuff

-i’ve always know peter pan was messed up. and aladdin was the sort of character i’d love to tattle on in elementary school.

-stockholm syndrome

-“uhh, chim chim chiroo!”

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watching episode six, “i’m in a disney show!!”

-“old man at comic-con” oooooh, what character?

-as the captions phrased it, the “dad: (muffled screams)” could be a trendsetting clickbait title, ngl.

-even if i knew from the title that it was about really good pizza, i still might’ve clicked.

-nice social commentary on generations having inside jokes. +5 points to hufflepuff

-i know none of these disney actors. i feel like i’m being left behind.

-oh! i recognize steve from frankenstein m.d. so that’s something.

-“well dad ain’t right!”

-anxiety said a positive thing :DDDD

-that lightsaber drawing at the end tho

-all in all, being on disney, das pretty neat.

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watching episode seven, “the mind vs the heart!”

-okay, so with the captions on, i see they’re canonically “morality” and “logic” and they referred to “princey” and “anxiety” so that’s my latest update.

-!!!steven universe shirt!!!

-“buy a bigger house!” “thomas: (concerned noise)”

- *sing song voice* logic made a daaad joke

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watching episode eight, “dad’s big game day tips!”

-“my face is burning”

-but you don’t like carrots…oh.

-thomas what level of rich are you such that you can drop a tv for your youtube video like wow

- *tv doesn’t work* “well that’s weird” my engineer side is yelling at you

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watching episode nine, “alone on valentine’s day”

-i haven’t even begin to watch and i’m already sighing and saying “same” at my screen.

-maybe you can get a date off a calendar. haaaaaaa- gasps i’ve become morality.

-oh shoot waddup hi valerie.

-*salutations

-“yes.”

-“yes.”

-“bagels” no i’m a person, despite my url, and i dislike bagels.

-“i would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don’t have mouths” das potentially my new status on social media.

- “dragon witch”

-i lost it at “f*ck you, valerie”

-“ay, te esperado tanto, tomas!”

-“ay!”

-i agree with anxiety about weddings and diamonds.

-“romantic love” - nah

-“love for your family” - yea

-“love for your work” - yea boi

- “low-stakes platonic love, where people don’t expect as much from you” - yea boiiiiiiiiiiiii

- “self-love” - who is she

-“butterfly kisses” <3 i love receiving those.

-morality’s wiggle while waiting for anxiety to say it

-“his face is so red behind that white foundation” - this isn’t just a lampshade hanging, it’s a whole lampshade gallows.

-i have a friend who legit expresses love the same way logic does, except without attempting to say “i love you” and just skipping to the “your existence is gooauwd” part.

-thanks for being in the video, valerie!

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watching episode ten, “losing my motivation”

-the title makes me think of how legit helpful these videos might be in my daily life. thank you, thomas.

-“home maintenance is not a joke.” this has been a psa.

-reblog the cardigan to have unexpectedly good luck.

-“hasn’t done laundry” - i’m feeling a bit attacked.

-“doesn’t know what a haircut is” - okay i feel very attacked. this is strangely relevant to me.

- “bigger ending twist than the oscars”    :)

- “am i in a paradoxical loop where i endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger!?” - i do this so much. i’m a great problem solver but my mental health takes a terrifying nosedive within a week if i don’t currently have a problem to solve. it’s a blessing and a curse.

-his name is…logan? i knew there were names but i didn’t know who was who.

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okay, i’m taking a break, and if you’re in the future binge-watching these alongside me and my commentary, then i demand that you take a break too. the youtube video player must be paused for at least a full three minutes. go pee, shake your limbs that fell asleep, visit the fridge and stare at the inside a bit, do whatever, but just do something. i personally am gonna go attempt cool moves in the mirror and probably make an exhausted fool of myself, because i need a daily workout’s endorphin rush to combat my depression and my medicine’s sleepiness side effect. was that tmi? good. this is how i give exposition when i socialize, and it’s about time you got to know me a bit better, after all the videos we’ve seen together thus far.

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alright. i’m panting a bit, and i’m drinking water, but i’m back. let’s do this.

watching episode eleven, “my personality q&a”

-“mother-!” “father! now you.” “brother! i love word association games” - me too

-“bippity boppity booyah”

- “comfortably numb” - same

- “all i do is win” - okay now i want to pause and listen to that, but i don’t want to break the flow of the binge-watch.

-mumbles “i am the walrus”

-logan is matpat confirmed

-“a-dult-hood”

-in case of emergency, *whispering* eat a second cookie

-anxiety, i too sit on surfaces that aren’t meant to be sat on. i also like to lie/nap on floors.

-morality clapping and being like “another!!” is my heart and soul.

-gasps their real names!!!

-*train noises*

-my heart was immediately won back at “-body once told me”

- “don’t patronize me.” oh wow, you really got me there too.

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watching episode twelve, “am i original”

-every time he says “what is up everybody” i expect to hear “what is up my cranky crew~” even though i’ve only heard that cranky intro like, twice.

-thomas be like “sketch my autobiography” *jiggles shoulders*

-“my chemically imbalanced romance” - hey i used to have one of those!

-“knives!” “yeah, hot knives.”

-“serious people wear neckties.” oh yeah? i’m gonna counter with the doctor saying, “never knowingly be serious.” while he wears a tie…sorry, i got sidetracked.

-morality being like “oh you do [wear the pants]? i didn’t know that” and starting to shimmy off the pants

-that’s the office, but i’d love if you did it- you did it. i…i wish you kept doing it. i love that stuff.

-“holler at your buoyancy” *cut to anxiety nodding with the hood up*

-gaming? are you guys going to cover unboxing videos too? because i feel like you’d make it awesome somehow.

-oh! it’s the shirt thomas said he keeps wearing. ok now i noticed. and i don’t mind at all.

-ahh! roman! a name! okay, so thomas, logan, and roman. we just have anxiety and morality left! i know anxiety’s named virgil from tumblr, but i’m still looking forward to learning that from the videos.

-thank you, thomas, for encouraging me about originality. this cripples my creativity often.

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hang on, i’m switching from “sitting and slouching” to “lying on my stomach,” because my back is starting to feel as terrible as that posture was. okay, let’s go.

watching episode thirteen, “my negative thinking”

-“el principe es estupido.”

-haagen-dazs dispersion –> benadryl cabbagepatch

-“the only civil way i know how:” omg is it gonna be a rap battle? i’d love another one. no? okay.

-thomas is on tumblr, isn’t he? what’s his url? i think it’s “that’s that 24″ but that’s just a context-based guess.

-i’m going to start hissing to express my disliking for stuff other people just said.

-*voice crack* ”falsehood!!”

-that prescription for a figurative chill pill should be a gif/picture that is used as a reaction/reply on long tumblr debate posts, assuming it isn’t already. so should “falsehood.”

-i just noticed i like thomas’ hairdo. it has a weird layers thing.

-*whispers* “this is so pure.”

-*yells* this is so puuuuure~!

-“your mom”

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watching episode fourteen, “growing up”

-!!steven universe tee!!

-good catch with that flower

-wait is that a dolphin tail

-wait is that sumo underwear

-any time is the time for word association games.

-adultery

-who are these friends that are even cooler than thomas? do they have channels?

-independance

-voltron shirts happened? cool.

-pow! bam! *towel-cape flourish*

-fun, ill-advised decisions are often the closest i come to enjoyment in my life. i’m not even kidding. it’s either that or helping people, but as soon as i run out of people to help in my surroundings, it’s back to bad decisions for me. i am just that desperate for excitement and stimulation. and problem-solving. i mentioned that somewhere during a previous episode.

-i also lack that accountability system.

-howdy, mister sanders.

-hey, darude sanderstorm.

-“yes.”

-“verisimilitudinous” +5 points to ravenclaw

-gasps not the necktie!

-“i wanna fight you now”

-logan dabbed???

-ikr, anxiety, logan dabbed!

-logan are you…developing as a character? having a tender moment? uwu

-i’m gonna tell my short friends that they’re short and fantastic, like danny devito.

-i looked for “how to talk to short people” in the gif section but i couldn’t find it to put here. oh well.

-“i will always make time for the things that i enjoy.” not same. i am hit in the feels. i need to start doing this.

-patton-cake is my new game.

-patton! i didn’t even get that until he specifically pointed it out! so morality is patton. coolio.

-oh, the dolphin was the shorty award from before. wait, that was a streamy. hooray for thomas getting two awards!

-i (platonically) love you too, thomas.

-what were they doing???

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watching episode fifteen, “making some changes!”

-creativity’s pose

-morality- i mean patton makes jokes like that?

-ice cold

-“additional affirmation”

-i wave and say waddup to my depression the way patton waved and said waddup to anxiety

-like danny devito!

-talyn i love your hair

-fourth wall single column in the middle

-“patton the back”

-“patton pending”

-wet bandit from home alone

-cats. viking metal. vomit. i need to follow talyn on tumblr stat

-“el principe es estupido.”

-this is really good acting. like, holy shizz.

-hope the coppers don’t come after him and start patton him down. haaaaaa

-“my name…is talyn!” yeah i expected you to pull something like that.

-this series is better than real high-budget tv and writing. amazing.

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watching episode sixteen, “blooper reel!”

-“liiiit”

-the bird chirping behind roman

-joan as patton

-“that was gold” “no it was copper”

-vetal mike…well “vetala” is a thing, at least.

-i like how the captions inform you of thomas’ voice cracks.

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holy something! i just saw that people saw this and i’m half flattered and giddy, and half like “i need to clean up my act now. people are watching.” but then i’m like “no. no anxiety for me.” and so i’m like “yea okay welcome to my weird lil commentary series. hope you enjoy.”

watching episode seventeen, “becoming a cartoon!”

-who are those magical “we know” people?

-facial movements are on point for cartoonhood, thomas.

-one flight to l.a. latergh

-ohmygah, tara strong on the phone

-his cartoon bed has a hole for his leg and i wish mine did too

-“unnecessary violence”

-i like how thomas just like, gets connections. he deserves it.

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it’s the two-parter. oh man. my body is ready.

watching episode eighteen, “accepting anxiety, part ½: excepting anxiety!”

-intro: omg it’s one of the sides pretending to be thomas, isn’t it?

-oh, no he’s just “uncharacteristically careless”

-thomas’ way of introducing them in this video is how i introduce myself. i already said that in like, episode one, didn’t i?

-to defeat. the huns!

-“seething fire out the sides of my face” is how i’ll express anger next time.

-pumba not in front of the kids

-fam, i love you. i like that version of fam ily.

-just ants, logan. no uncles today.

-you guys bring things to the table but i bring boys to the yard. and then i invite them inside so they can devour what you brought to the table. that joke might’ve made more sense in my head.

-“i *giggles* don’t fear death” :D

-thomas is right. if nobody sees you with your pants off, why be anxious about it?

-“are you serious? a cliffhanger for a youtube video?” who are you, matpat?

-judging by the sarcasm at the end about episode timing, i’m guessing your upload schedule is like dan howell’s, or bbc sherlock’s, where i dodged a waiting-bullet by waiting until later to join the fandom. yay for me, i can watch part two right now.

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i can’t wait to start understanding whatever references show up on my dashboard, after getting up to date. on the downside, after this, i’ll have to wait for videos like everyone else.

watching episode nineteen, “accepting anxiety, part 2/2: can anxiety be good?”

-and that’s what you missed on me!

-that albuquerque joke

-i like anxiety’s room.

-like and subscribe if you’re a creepy crawly death dealer.

-“what is my hair?” same

-roman, shaddup.

-aaaah! they got anxiety makeup!

-eww, raisin oatmeal cookies.

-the prince is slaying, rest assured roman.

-patton’s comments on how he feels are too real.

-roman’s little speech to anxiety <3

-brad pitiful

-aaaaah, this episode’s message/commentary on psychology is so good!

-ever-flapping gob-talker

-~virgil~ i want to change my title, description, avatar, url, etc to virgil, what a beautiful word. thanks for telling us, virgil.

-roman, what others?

-this is like sesame street. like, it’s so well-written, and has a good story in background, and teaches legit stuff, and almost seems to have a curriculum. well done. not that it’s over, just…ugh, so good.

-“ur fam. ily” screams externally

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oh! oh! it’s up! let’s see what we’ve got.

watching episode twenty: “sanders sides - behind the scenes q&a!”

-“take-a look-at my-crab claw~”

-yes, thomas. i want to make a series too, and i wanted to know how u do dis.

-hi joan~

-hi “mmmmtalyn”

-the tea shows up on camera, but i wouldn’t notice it without your pointing it out.

-can i see this ultimate storytime tour?

-oh they’re old characters? well, i did see one vine with roman, but that’s all i knew about that.

-a d.i.d. video?! yes please.

-as i hear you converse about plato, i realize how scholarly and well-read you seem. i respect that.

-i love how you chose these names.

-i don’t understand what happened with a clock. i must’ve missed that while watching.

-“pro master expert”

-look at that gradient, indeed. i love their style.

-what was talyn doing in that walmart? unless it was heelying, i feel like there’s a story there.

-“oh my goodness that hurt! :D”

-my response to a two-parter: “thank you for more content.” it’s pretty straightforward.

-“scream alert.” wait, what? “aaaaaaahh!” oh! okay.

-i don’t know, you guys seem “really hecking smart.”

-that breathing exercise <3

-can i applaud thomas’ acting again?

-can i applaud thomas’ acting again?

-vetal mike

-talyn’s mumbling is endearing.

-i platonically love you thomas.

-thank you all for this content.

-“flames. on the side of my face.”

-“e=mc scared” “oh my goodness”

-“that was all talyn” they’re very talynted. i can’t be the first person to think of that pun.

-ooooh, some plotlines that have been unlocked!

-the more i see of you people, the more i wish i could see you outside of my screen.

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while washing my face in either bathroom, i've been told i was in the wrong bathroom, and if that isn't passing as non-binary, then i don't know what is.

[morrowseer-deactivated20150221]

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

[cellular-thirst-deactivated2017]

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

[mabel-loves-aces]

Aces who go by they/them pronouns are simply amazing, I respect you.

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hi, i’m an ace who goes by they/them pronouns.

notice me!!!

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you noticed!

[wellthatsqueer]

If this gets 20k notes I'll come out to my girlfriend as a demiboy

I need encouragement

[wellthatsqueer]

S h i t so many already I’m scared at how quickly it’ll get to 20k

[killerfangirl3]

It’ll get there very quickly. We all support you.

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if i didn’t have respect for my followers’ dashboards, i’d be reblogging this over and over to boost the notes.

[vodkasam]

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is an acephobia free zone <3

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o'course :)

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[linaofthemyscira]

IM LAUGHING

[phoenixcollective]

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

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@funnyordie, you’re funny and apparently led by will ferrell. at the same time, you support net neutrality, so you know when to get serious. shoutout to you.

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shoutout to open source! not only did opencv introduce me to programming five years ago, you also support net neutrality.

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thank you patreon for your support

of net neutrality, and of all the projects you help fund.

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shoutout to sourceforge for giving me like, half the software i’ve ever downloaded. oh, and for supporting net neutrality, too!

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shoutout to yelp for supporting net neutrality! i don’t even use yelp, but if you support this then that makes you alright in my book.

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shoutout to @urbandictionary for telling the world what net neutrality means to them! also, ‘milkshake duck.’