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(Guess this will be my pinned post for now)

For you who are reading this rn:

You found my secondary blog, good job! Here I'll be rambling about things and stuff (struggles, interests, hyperfixations etc). Also as you can see from my username I don't happen to be straight so if you have an issue with that then it's best you don't bother with me and go interact with somebody else.

I will also spam here. I will post often, be cringe be free.

(I am also really slow at getting jokes and sarcasm. Especially sarcasm. So don't worry if you make a joke and I don't laugh, I process things with some kind of a delay)

Maaaaan I am horrible at socializing, especially online. Anyway, an update, the whole deal with my crush is going to shit because she is unavailable af so I am giving myself time and space to get over her. What can we do, I'll go empty a can of ice cream

#lgbt #crush #lesbian #fail #rip #big sad

On today's episode of "what on earth is Earthbound about?"

#videogames #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #what is this #are you though #are you really the prime minister of america #bruh

Damn- so apparently Deltarune had an update overnight. Is that why everybody kept sending me posts about weird cats!?

#videogames #deltarune #utdr #deltarune spoilers #chapter 5 #update #weird cats #i was so confused at first

"Wow, what a great photograph! It will always bring back the fondest of memories"

Yeah, like the day when a photographer took a picture of us from behind a fence... and the only thing that you could see on the photo was the fence lmao

#videogames #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #photograph #fuzzy pickles #lmao #dude you're sitting right in front of the fence step aside lol #I wonder what this pic showed?#does that mean that ness et al look like they're inside prison

Here is your daily freakout of "omg omg I like my crush so much and I am a hopeless romantic hoping that she likes me back"

After that, we'll be going back on our scheduled earthbound brainrot program thank you

#crush #lgbt #lesbian #I like her #really do #ahhhh #gay panik

I have an important announcement to make

Earthbound is my new personality trait for 2026

Thank you and you're welcome

#videogames #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #new me #new personality trait #my new otp

Don't you just, absolutely hate it when you stop to get some food and you realize that your friends didn't wait for you and now you lost them? I feel like a total idiot, I'm the one always waiting for everyone

#struggles #friends #despair #suffering #is that even friendship atp

A collection of zombie bad puns by Mr Earthbound

#videogames #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #earthbound spoilers #zombie #pun #bad pun #earthbound is my new personality trait and my friends will have to deal with it

At the right place and the right time

#videogames #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #earthbound spoilers #creepy #ghost #graveyard #what in the halloween is threed #rip to paula and jeff

Very very pacifist of you, Mr. Earthbound

#videogame #nintendo #90s #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #peaceful #pacifist #very peaceful solutions #burn it with fire #zombie #earthbound spoilers #for whoever wants to be spoiler free while playing the game #this game is growing on me and it will be my new personality trait for the time being

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am SO nervous

I'll go meet up with my crush

Ahhhh hhhhhh

#lgbt #crush #lesbian #panik #gay panic #aaaa #AAAAAAAAHHHHH #nervous

I showed my friend those "weird images with earthbound music" videos on YouTube and this inspired her to draw an unsettling looking plant based monster-like creature.

What have I created

#earthbound #weird #friend #videos #monster #what have I done #creation #creature #it's alive etc

OH MY GOD.

I was at the bus stop daydreaming about my crush...

...and this is the story of how my bus passed right in front of me and I literally forgot to lift my hand and signal the driver to stop. So I watched it drive past me. And disappear in the horizon. And then as I was walking I hit my head against a tree (because I was still daydreaming). What anime is this btw, being the MC is not FUN.

#lgbt #crush #lesbian #daydreaming #fail #embarrassing #clumsy #anime mc moment #what is this this isn't funny anymoooooore #I had to drag my feet and walk for 45 mins to reach home

Erm-

I asked her out on a date-ish, she didn't deny, and now I feel awkward and I wanna take it back haha help

#lgbt #crush #lesbian #rip #date #thoughts #despair #help

Top 10 things that are better (and DEFINITELY more interesting) than concentrating on your assignment:

1. Give a speech that consists of the words "meow" "meaw" "mew" and "mee" to your cats

2. Remake an electro-whatever song that you came up with 10 years ago (for the millionth time)

3. Start a videogame and abandon it at a boss fight

4. Start making your OWN videogame (codius spaghettius btw) and abandon it at the slightest inconvenience

5. Lie upside down on your bed and think about what to wear on the date you will go to with your crush tomorrow (EEEEEE LESBIAN NOISES)

6. Wonder how it could be possible to retrieve lost data from a 10 year old hard disk

7. Start a whole journal on floriography and the symbolic meaning of every flower known to man

8. Eat a box of chocolate

9. Look at your assignment, write it inside your head but never outside of it

10. Spend at least 10 mins writing this post

#top 10 #bored #assignment #boring #other things are more interesting #music #games #flowers #date #lesbian #crush #lgbt #thoughts #post #spare me from this thesis #i am supposed to be a serious person #cats #meow #codius spaghettius is now a valid term and it will haunt your dreams

Random earthbound moments that make me wonder what this game is about:

#videogame #retro #nintendo #earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #random #fart #fart joke #what is this game about #i love the randomness i am not complaining #90s

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