idek

i literally cannot even begin to describe what i do here current obsession: the pitt

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[poolboydivision]

x

[mousegirlheart]

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

[bismuth-soup]

The kids that said "english class is useless" all grew up to make "video essays" that are just plot summaries/reviews with no analysis

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[specterssweetener]

harvey fucks the SHIT out of mike every time the knicks win

[specterssweetener]

KNICKS IN 5, HARVEY IS PUTTING MIKE THROUGH THE FUCKING MATTRESS

[consider-me-leveraged]

season 4 of leverage is all swings no misses WHAT were these writers on and how can i get some

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[xwilltruman]

we don’t believe we deserve good things just for the sake of them without needing to somehow repay the debt hope that helps!

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[televisionforwhales]

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[captain-price-returns]