danny devito is my dad

rae- 28 - non binary - they/them its just trash

[8nin]

Picture this: window open + pouring rain + slow, passionate, and raw sex with you

[whinysushi]

Think of me when you're masturbating, okay?

[insatiableghouliee]

could be us but you don't like hiking 😔😔

[kurozu-cho]

[collectivenothingness]

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

[gondwana]

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

[should-be-sleeping]

Plant vegetables! You can have it all!

🍅🥔🌽🥕🧅🫑🌶🧄🍆

🤲

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[vexheart]

[shane-actually]

start in your thirty-fives

[cosmicanger]

1960s Snoopy Lighter

[snailina]

cute date idea:

we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like

[aidashakur]

i either have an insane obsession or no feelings at all

[bunny-slippers-offical]

Friendly reminder this blog is not a safe space for AI supporters!! ☆

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[8nin]

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

[8nin]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free