I am Garbage

All things Star Wars and Kylo Ren. Submissions, confessions or requests for Oneshots welcome. You can join my family as well as request ships! Looking forward to it.

[lovelyrey]

reasons i hate reylo

1. it gets in the way of my otp, kylo ren/jar jar binks

[thirst-order-confessions-deacti]

The Thirst Order Confessions  2k Milestone Give Away!

We did it, fam!!

Thanks to you and your support, our little Sin Bin as reached a whopping TWO-THOUSAND FOLLOWERS! (much excitement. very wow.) So to celebrate, we’re hosting the

FIRST EVER THIRST ORDER FANFICTION GIVE AWAY!

What’s that you ask? Allow us to explain:

As you all know, every single one of our lovely mods is an accomplished author. We wanted to do something for this milestone that utilizes our skill and expertise to craft something very very special for a few lucky and loyal followers in the form of a SICK-ASS FIC GIVE AWAY! Let’s look at the prizes!

♥  One Grand Prize Winner will receive:

x4 - PERSONALIZED Fan Fictions written for you however you want by Mods Lo, Beth, Anna, and Fae.

x1 - Invitation to a Mods only game of Thirst Order Confessions Cards Against Humanity! With cards like ‘another fucking headcanon request’, ‘Kylo Ren’s Level 20 dick’, and ‘WHO THE FUCK IS HOE DAMERON?’ ((This game will be insanely offensive but absolutely hilarious–definitely Rated R ))

♥  Second and Third Place will each receive:

x2 - Customized Love Letters  from your favorite Star Wars bae

♥  RULES (Please read very carefully) ♥

1. MUST be following @thirst-order-confessions ((That’s us!))

2. To enter, Like and/or reblog this post 1 Like = 1 Entry. 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. You may reblog as many times as you’d like, but DO NOT SPAM YOUR FOLLOWERS. ((They will hate you and we will know and be annoyed because we have notifications))

3. The Give Away Period will begin RIGHT NOW and run until June 6th 2016 @ 11:59pm PST. When the giveaway is over, we will be selecting the winner via random number generator and contacting the winner via their ask box. Have your ask box open! If you do not reply within 24 hours, you will forfeit your prize and we will select another Grand Prize winner. We will not draw second and third place winners until the Grand Prize has been claimed.

4. No Giveaway Blogs, please!

((If you have any questions, please direct them to Mod Fae, she will be more than happy to answer them!))

More information will be available soon involving prize distribution, so stay tuned!

We wish you all the very best of luck and–

May the Thirst be with you!

[thirst-order-confessions-deacti]

Don’t forget, you can reblog this as many times as you want to win!! <3

[freedom-of-expression-baby]

What’s with the hate for Jake Lloyd? What the fuck people? He was just a kid? I came across the wikipedia page and read some weird shit and looked into the edit history. Like, there are constantly people editing it and putting shit into the articles. “Destroyer of the Star Wars Fandom”? REALLY? HE. WAS. A. KID. If that is the Star Wars fandom, guys, I’m OUT. “Child Rapist”? Is there anything worse you can say? This is ridiculous. I am so sorry for that guy. Even now, where he seems to be hospitalized people won’t stop bullying?! Mental illnesses always have a fucking cause! Trust me I know what I’m talking about.

I am sorry Jake. I think you are badass. Stay strong.

#WTFpeople?

[andysambrgsarchive]

[ignisgayentia]

[nilefreemans]

I’m one of those crazy people, if I’m watching the trailer for a movie and I’m really excited by it, I’ll turn it off because I don’t want to know anything. I want to be surprised because I love that more than knowing anything.

[tylerposey]

You still want to kill me. That happens when you’re hunted by a creature in a mask.

[hrhleiaorgana-deactivated202112]

star wars + text posts [part 1]

[part 2] [part 3][part 4][part5]

[trashforkyloren]

Hello I was the 10,000th note on your "hunchback/Kylo Ren" post and I just wanted to congratulate you on a funny, successful post

Oh my does it really have that many notes :O 

Thank you so much :D 

[sugakookie0613]

This was unnecessary

[magical-or-dirty-imagines]

„So this is what you’ve become, Ben.“, you said as you looked at the tall man just in front of you. You hadn’t seen him in almost two years.

„This is what you should become, too.“, he answered slowly. „Help me finish this, (N/N).“

„No.“, you stated clearly. „I refuse to become someone I’m not, Ben.“

„You can do it, (Y/N). We can do it.“

„There is no us, Ben.“

„Why not?“

„Look at you. Look at how obsessed you are with all of it. Look what you’ve done. Ben! I left because I could not take how you were changing.“

„Traitor!“, he screamed out, grabbing his blood red lightsaber.

„Ben.“, you tried to calm him, but that was something you had never been able to.

„Stop calling me that. I’m not Ben anymore.“

„I’m afraid that’s true.“, you sighed, a tear escaping your eye.  „And this is the problem. I do not love Kylo Ren. I still love Ben Solo.“

———–

Request an imagine/reader insert/both  here

[trashforkyloren]

kylo: general sux

kylo: i meant *hux, damn autocorrect

hux: this is a verbal conversation you piece of shit

[sterkiller]

He’s beauty. He’s grace.

[trashforkyloren]

We need more of that. Like. Every possible music video. We need dancing Obi Wan in front of it. 

[valentiniarts-deactivated201807]

me as a child

friend: i want to be a princess  me: i want to be as cool as matt the radar technician

[smuggler-out-in-space]

The scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens that ruined my life forever…..

[ghostsandgoblins]

Video: Bloopers and Bonus Scenes from SNL’s Kylo Ren Sketch

[writings-of-a-hufflepuff]

Requested by @imagination-imagines: Note imagination-imagines has done their own version  here

Kylo: Don’t you love me?

Y/N: I don’t love Kylo Ren…I never did, I loved Ben Solo…and he’s lost…he’s so so lost right now…