Shadowhunters

[samdravvs]

What my fridge sees when I'm lookin for snacks at 3 am:

[conwenna]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018-)

[cityoflostposts]

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull the trigger”

— Isabelle lightwood, probably at some point

[seokjinnieskiss-deactivated2020]

Kit (when he first started living with shadowhunters): I hope something good happens today

Kit (after he spent some time living with them ): I hope whatever bad thing happens today is at least funny.

[matea-blackthorn]

Mark: I wonder if jellyfish are sad there are no peanut butter fish.

Julian: It’s 3AM. Please, leave my room.

[incorrecttdaquotes]

remember when there was a plot point in the mortal instruments where Jace would literally catch on fire if he ever got too horny

[thomastair]

The Clave: You can’t do that!

The Blackthorns:

[oblivionsdream]

The biggest revelation of QoAaD is that Mark is just weird. It’s not that he’s been in Faerie land for five years, he really is just weird. Like Kieran’s a prince of faerie and has lived there all his life but you don’t see him putting acorns on his s’mores.

[the-dark-instruments]

For a supposed “sex god” Jace is pretty dense when it comes to questions about sex.

[fannyfium]

My fan art of Emma from @cassandraclare novels with some filters!

P.S: reblog if you like it XD

P.P.S: i insert the original drawing too

[fannyfium]

<<“Every family has an emblem. Ours is fire.”  It suits you, he thought. Izzy was like fire, in her flaming scarlet dress, with her moods as changeable as sparks>> City of Fallen Angels by @cassandraclare

P.S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARYYYYY!

P.P.S: reblog if you like it!!;)

[fannyfium]

My Will Herondale by @cassandraclare

[fairchildfanatic-deactivated202]

Sometimes I think about how drunk vampire Simon just plucked the crucifix out of Robert Lightwoods hand “wrong religion!” and I laugh

[incorrecttdaquotes]

Alec: FUCK the Clave!

Diego: You’re literally the Consul.

Alec: Did I stutter?

[summersprite]

So if parabatai can feel what the other’s feeling could one of them feel when the other’s pregnant? Like if Jace and clary had a baby would Simon be able to feel everything that clary’s going through? Like…..the pregnancy, the labor, the birth?? These are the real questions guys

Can you imagine:

Random person: what’s wrong with you are you okay?

Simon: yeah it’s just pregnancy symptoms

Random person: ???

[tbhwhocaresanymore]

clary and simon: *sitting in bed eating ice cream*

Alec: can one of you help me with dinner?

simon: shut up we’re PREGNANT

[crappyfiend]

Then even Alec must be feeling all jittery because Jace is nervous , very happy but nervous

Jace and Alec : * going on drinking and blabbering nonsense*

Magnus : can one of you help me with dinner?

Alec : shut up we’re going to be a father FOR THE FIRST TIME .

Magnus : Alexander YOU LITERALLY HAVE TWO KIDS .

[sirius-septum-ring]

Julian: my criminal record? Haha the only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor.

Julian: just kidding, I’ve also killed my father

[julesthepainter]

the dark artifices characters + instagram