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Incorrect shadowhunters quotes

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Kit: I may not have any braincells-

Kit: But I make up for it by having heartcells!

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Jace, standing in front of the woods holding his hand out: Do you trust me?

Clary: No! This isn’t Aladdin!

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Magnus: Hey, what's that notebook?

Alec, holding a list of all the laws they've broken: All the times I've been disappointed in Jace.

Jace: LIAR! IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PAGES!

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Will: How do you think you're going to stop me?

Gabriel: I'll tell Jem.

Will: You sick bastard.

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Jace: This is Imogen Herondale, the Inquisitor of the Clave. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

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Magnus: We can’t tell anybody about this.

Alec: I just told Izzy.

Clary: I only told Simon.

Jace: And I told many, many people.

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Jem: Just ignore him. He'll eventually just burn himself out.

Will: That's what you think. I am an eternal flame, baby!

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Raphael: I can’t believe you guys are at this lame party.

Alec: You’re here too.

Raphael: Am I?

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Simon: Look, I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.

Isabelle: No, not really.

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Jace: I got you a flamethrower for your birthday!

Kit: I said I wanted a bubble gun. That makes bubbles.

Jace: I swear I heard flamethrower.

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Kit: Good morning cruel world.

Ty: Don't you mean goodbye?

Kit: No I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I'm still kickin'.

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Will: Don't worry, I got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tessa: I think you meant "tricks"?

Jem: He did not.

Will, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.

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Alec: So, how tall are you?

Clary: Height is a social construct that is only-

Alec: So you're short.

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Kit: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks.

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Emma: I apologize for saying "fuck" earlier.

Julian: You just said it again.

Emma: I am not a role model.

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Kit: I fucking love toast. What absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like, “cook it again”? Unreal.

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Camille: Bitch.

Magnus: Ha, I've been called worse.

Camille: Like what?

Magnus: Your boyfriend.