the most dangerous thing is to love

three rats, five memes, and one existential crisis in a trenchcoat

[madnessofmen]

Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[dawdreygore]

[heilos]

My entire dashboard right now

[bebx]

pov: you just open tumblr app

[1-800-horrorfilms]

"who knows what they still do on tumblr"

us:

[nyxelestia]

Bibbidi

Bobbidi

BOOP!

[bebx]

me coming to your blog to give you a boop. (you cannot hide from me)

me when you boop me:

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[cornedbeefhashtags]

WAIT A SECOND

[vampantheon]

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

[techcat]

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. Thousand Boop attack.

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

how it feels everytime someone boops me

im booping you all

[goslinggf]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Next april fools we're only showing people you've blocked on the dashboard

[unsettlingcreature]

why do you boop?

Love

Mischief

Malice

Duty

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)