oh! she’s hurt!

ainsley. tiny girl, smaller patience. unabashedly new york. born before the web. i hate mayo, wet socks, and corporate monopolies watering down entertainment. i like fist fighters. should go without saying, but dick pics will get you blocked. (18+)

[verawhisk]

@shefeelsbad

[trashisnice]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

[sonlosgatosespaciales]

[theanticool]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Bjork

[suplex-from-the-heavens]

I can only do this well with my right leg. Need to work on the left. I feel like I have better balance when standing on my left leg than I do on my right.

[springbreak1984]

[bimboid]

[consistent-sincerity]

[dreg-heap]

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

[dreg-heap]

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[decembersoul]

Libraries with a sense of humour.

[organicmatter]

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

[punishedtradchad]

[firefox-official]

whats wrong with you

whatever you want

[7oh3rd]

[various-cartoon-awesomeness]

[animatedtext]

requested by theyttikapocalypse

[fernacular]

Some people on this website wholeheartedly believe a cat will only try to bite its’ owner if it’s under traumatizing levels of stress.

I assure you cats will bite for a variety of reasons up to and including “fun and me time”