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We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

If only there was a way to associate a physical length with a number. Like, maybe we could put marks on a long piece of tape or something, evenly spaced, and then you could, like, count how many marks long something is?

I'm probably not making any sense, this is a dumb idea, sorry (/s)

trans-girl-nausicaa

you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work

greelin

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

weaselknievel

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

viralfrog

original-character-chaos

dorothylarouge

the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

yuhi-san

Thats the context for this meme???

titenoute

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

kstarlitchaotics

I'm dying

puddlebread

My Homophobic dog masterpost

holy-leapin-splits-batman

teathattast

patterns-pets

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

catchymemes

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Have I only just realized the pfp for this account is King holding a blanket burrito'd Romeo?

Yes. Yes I have.

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Lmao yeah it is