Here there be nonsense

Hello and welcome to my trash bi-*ahem* blog. Nothing but nonsense and fandom here, folks. 25 f, bi ace.

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Do you think there’s a God?

Ed: Well, somebody’s out to get me.

[gemini]

My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

[allteeensrelate]

follow us for all your favorite relatable posts, from teens for teens!

[qaxcvb-blog]

how do we know you’re not a bunch of creepy 40 year olds?

[allteeensrelate]

could a bunch of 40 year olds do this?

Checkmate.

[drunk-theatre-kid-deactivated20]

BOOM

[throwaninkpot]

There's this one customer who comes into the store pretty regularly, a very short and muscle-y and dressed very punk, who speaks like the most smooth southern gentleman you ever did see, and I instantly feel better everytime I talk to them.

[throwaninkpot]

They invariably ask me to get something down off a top shelf for them, and it's always like, "Pardon me, but would you kindly get me that box of lasagna there? See, my mama wouldn't let me grow higher than this, so I have to find some good hearted folks to let me borrow their height for a mo'ent. Ah, thank ya, thank ya kindly." I love them.

[throwaninkpot]

I'm glad this beautiful soul is getting the appreciation they deserve.

[raynersjournal]

Oh wait it’s Hancock I drew in the past Hsunday

[raynersjournal]

oh yeah of course and this

[raynersjournal]

Oh wait it’s Hancock I drew in the past Hsunday

[raynersjournal]

oh yeah of course and this

[rocktheholygrail]

1x06 || 2x08

[starwarsfilms]

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

[onyxmoonstone]

[astrolunos]

x

[everythingfox]

Friction is for losers

(via)

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[valtsv]

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

[intothenightosphere]

buddy: and now we're a family-

peter, internally:

peter, externally: ... anyways

[ampervadasz]

[24ozsteak]

[trashwarden]

Poll winner from the last month and another part of Across Thedas series. Crestwood is one of my favorite maps and left a huge impression on me during my first playthrought (:

Big thanks to my patrons for all the suggestions and help! Comic’s based on this post (x)

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