My productivity is shit!🍍

30s, French, Ace-spec, she/they. Mostly reblogs. Cats, politics, interesting stuff, shitposts. Mainly, everything I like. Multiple fandoms for: Jeeves stories by PG Wodehouse, Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, OFMD, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Arcane (I also have a lasting obsession over Broadchurch)

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[wizardpotions]

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

[agooodpuppydog]

[fjordojustice]

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

[sourcreammachine]

History - Wikipedia

History - Wikipedia

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[rodserlingofficial]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[ozempicofficial]

[sailatina3]

Kinda off topic but this reminds me of a story I once heard. There was some sort of public demonstration of this illusion where people could expirence it for themselves. A woman tried to participate, but learned she couldn't because they only had rubber hands to match white skin tones, none of them matched her dark skin at all. I still think about that sometimes.

[hope-for-the-planet]

Shanghai on path to becoming zero-waste city

Circular economy spans from residential communities to industrial sectors

Shanghai is moving from simple recycling towards operating a zero-waste circular economy. Household recycling is up to 45% due to mandatory sorting requirements and industrial recycling is nearing 98%. Recycled items include everything from aluminum to kitchen waste to industrial and medical waste.

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-

[xfhsfh]

Bon

ça suffit les conneries maintenant

il est temps de répondre aux vraies questions que se posent les français.es

à savoir

lequel des dinosaurus est le plus ♥pétable♥??

(une étude scientifique basée sur des faits vérifiables et reproductibles et une méthodologie infaillible)

Rappel des faits: Il y a 5 dinosaurus dont l'identification est certaine et pas du tout fait au doigt mouillé.

Le Gourmand Glyptodon 😏.

Le Sensuel Stégosaure 😫.

Le Truculent Tricératops 😛.

Le Trépidant Tyrannosaure (2 pour le prix d'un) 😍.

Le...... l'Iguanodon? L'Allosaure??... l'autre là. 😐

A vos votes! A vous de déterminer qui sera à partir de maintenant et pour toujours le plus Sexy des Dinosaurus !!

Quel dinosaurus on a envie de doro?

Glyptodon

Stégosaure

Tricératops

Tyrannosaure

le machin là

Voting ended onJun 6

(et oui vous avez bien vu il y a bien deux boites vides derrières les dino, parce qu'il m'a fallu vider DEUX BOITES ENTIÈRES pour tous les avoir. Qu'on ne vienne pas me dire que je donne pas de ma personne pour mes tumblrinas.)

[jardemp]

premièrement ce post est magnifique merci beaucoup et l'indescriptible iguanodon 🧐 je le démonte à toute heure de la journée. deuxièmement pardon mais un glyptodon??? dans ma boîte de dinosaurus??????? ça je suis désolée mais c'est clairement un plaisant protocératops 😊 et certainement pas un mammifère vieux de 3Ma au plus je vais porter plainte là ça va pas du tout c'est pas des mammifaurus que je sache???????????

[xfhsfh]

[wheelie-sick]

link

[ayronaught]

Transcript

Everyone's talking about Artemis II, the first humans to travel to the moon in 50 years

Historic, right? BUT nobody's talking about the Deaf people who made it possible.

In the late 1950's, NASA had a problem.

They needed to understand what weightlessness did to the human body but every test subject kept getting violently motion sick

NASA needed to figure out FAST during the space race!

So, they went to Gallaudet University. They recruited 11 Deaf people.

Because a number of Deaf people had lost their hearing to spinal meningitis as children which also damaged their vestibular system.

Their inner ears couldn't be overwhelmed. They were immune to motion sickness.

NASA put them in centrifuges. Put them on zero gravity flights. A room for 12 straight days.

(All caps) It rotated the entire time.

One experiment on a ferry in choppy Nova Scotia waters, the researchers got so seasick they had to cancel it. The Gallaudet Eleven? They were playing cards.

Their bodies gave NASA the data and research it needed to send humans into space.

No Gallaudet Eleven? No Mercury. No Apollo. No Artemis II.

They stood on the shoulders of 11 Deaf people most people have never heard of.

Now you know!

[cosmictuesdays]

NASA webpage on the Gallaudet Eleven.

[covington-shenanigans]

for pride month I'm wearing a gay-ass shirt every day of the month

day one! (shirt from NerdyKeppie)

[covington-shenanigans]

day two! yes, obviously I have both "Mr. Faggot" and "Mr. Dyke" versions of this shirt. it's like you don't know me at all

(shirt is also from NerdyKeppie. a lot of them will be)

[covington-shenanigans]

day three! Middle-Aged Queers is a band out of Oakland and they are my favorite queercore punk band. go listen to their music. you're welcome.

[covington-shenanigans]

day four! during the early pandemic the New York City Gay Men's Chorus ran a couple of virtual seasons, which were open to anyone. I started one of the virtual seasons before realizing I could not do another zoom meeting regularly, even for singing. they sent me the t-shirt anyway, which was nice of them.

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.