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[the-witches-you-couldnt-burn]

Marinette: *smiles*

Damian: Unacceptably, I think I might be developing feelings for you. Here’s a cheque and plane ticket. You live in Brazil now.

Marinette: ...

(@nuttynutcycle’s 207th prompt)

[casual-darkness]

Marinette, after spending (too much) time with Jason: If I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Lila Rossi and Hawkmoth, I'd shoot Lila twice.

Alya, Adrien, Nino... the whole class: *shocked speechless*

Lila, wide-eyed: *not even having to pretend to cry, tearing up a little in fear*

Gabriel, who was walking past the class, frozen mid-step and staring at her: good lord

[dc-incorrect-bats]

Jason: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the lake when you fell?

Dick: Well, yes, and do you remember who pushed me in there?

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Dick: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help

Damian: I went to the park today

Dick: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Damian: Yeah I did. *opens bag* this duck

[phthallus]

Damian: His name is Duck Grayson.

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Jon: Dad, Damian called me a bad word!

Clark: Which one?

Jon: It started with B.

Damian: Idiot. Motherfucker doesn’t start with B.

[batbrosbeforehoes]

ill let you decide who he’s talking to

[itsmespicaa]

Cassandra Cain aka Batgirl is coming and yall better be ready!!! 🦇💛

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim: Why let someone else ruin my life when I’m perfectly capable of doing it myself?

Jason: I aspire your level of self confidence.

[batshitferalquotes]

Damian: What is love?

Tim: A neurochemical reaction.

Jason: An emotional minefield

Dick: ooH, Baby don’t hurt me~

[batshitferalquotes]

Driving instructor, hanging on for dear life: WHERE THE F*CK DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE LIKE THIS??!

Tim: Mario Kart.

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim, pouring coffee: Why the f*ck did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule?

Alfred: We did it while you were sleeping, Sir.

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim: How long do I have, Doc?

Doctor: About an hour-

Tim: Great, Is there any way to speed it up?

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Bruce: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon.

Tim: What's your point?

[batshitferalquotes]

Bruce: If your friends jump off a bridge, would you too?

Dick: Bruce I was the one with the idea. You raised a leader, not a follower.

Bruce, tearing up: I'm so proud of you.

[endless-unfolding]

What is a safe distance from the thoughts that pursue us and what if the threat persists despite our howling?

Tina Chang, from “Fury” (via lehanewrites)

[trashshama]

Kuroo: You’re doing it again.

Bokuto, watching Akaashi through binoculars: Doing what?

Kuroo: Being gay as shit.

[incorrecthaikyuutrash]

Stay close to people who feel like sunlight.

Yamaguchi about Hinata, probably (via incorrecthaikyuutrash)