batfam quotes + other capes and rogues

[galaxymolecule]

my piece from the Gotham City Unmasked Fanbook!

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Dick: This is such a bad idea.

Jason: Then why are you coming along?

Dick: One of us need to be able to talk the GCPD out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Dick: Well, well, well, if it isn’t all that rage I shoved down five months ago.

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Bruce: Where is Tim?

Jason: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

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Tim: We have a bit of a complication.

Dick: Don't we always?

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Steph: Red, stop worrying about it! I’m fine. It was just a splinter.

Tim: You were IMPALED!

Steph: …It was a large splinter.

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Jason: Today's Tuesday right?

Tim: No, Friday.

Jason: Man I was way off.

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Jason: So, what time does the judgmental express get here?

Dick: Bruce gets here at noon.

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Bruce: What do we know?

Jason: Bog standard space debris. That's a technical term.

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Roy: I'm supposed to pick up Lian from school in thirty minutes.

Jason: She's six. She can take the bus.

Dick: Jay, that's crazy. She's a baby. Roy, just call her an Uber.

Jade: Or just have my sister pick her up.

Roy: Jade actually has the most reasonable idea. These are truly strange days.

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Dick: Don't worry about me, I'm alright.

Bruce: Where's your bike?

Dick: *pointing to a giant monster* That thing ate it.

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Damian: I’m not talking to them.

Dick: Yes, you are.

Damian: Well, I’m not talking to them nicely.

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Kid Flash: Hey Rob, can you keep a secret?

Robin: Do you know anything about my life?

Wally:

Wally: No I do not actually, good point.

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they think he’s joking, but

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Jason: This is bothering me.

Dick: Well, we are digging up a corpse.

Jason: No, not that. That's pretty par for the course, actually.

Jason: I was talking about your outfit.

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Jason: *making breakfast*

Dick: Any chance that's for me?

Jason: It's for Alfred. I'm planning to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side.

Tim: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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