Dance with Devils Headcanons for the boys having an S/O who says weird things in her sleep
-You’re both lying in bed, and Rem’s just drifting off to sleep.
“The caps have to have a positive charge!”
-Rem blinks in surprise, awake in a moment. You seem to be perfectly asleep… but you’re talking? What caps?
-He mostly ignores it and he doesn’t really care, though he’ll smirk at some of the weirder stuff if he’s awake for it.
-You’re both lying down on the couch together, your head on his chest, him stroking your hair after a long day.
- “Who taught you how to hide murder weapons, you moron!?”
Your shout jolts him alert and he glanced down at your face in alarm. You’re asleep, drooling slightly.
-He then starts laughing so hard he wakes you up.
-If you’re a sleep talker who responds to things, then he’ll converse with you when you talk. Mostly asking you questions and stuff he knows the answer to out of curiosity.
- “Do you love me, Butterfly?”
“Only when the square root of nine is three…”
-When you say something especially weird, he will enter your dreams to get some context.
-You both are curled up on the couch, having decided to stay up late and watch TV.
“If they ask us about the corn children, tell them that we bought them tickets to Disneyland.”
-Mage bursts out laughing, waking you up. You blink grumpily at him as he explains what just happened.
-He responds to anything you say in your sleep. Though some of the weirder stuff makes him wonder. Like you singing the opening from Blend S at three in the morning.
“Smile! Sweet Sister! Sadistic! We are Stile!”
That one made him wonder a little bit, not going to lie.
-He somehow didn’t hear you talk in your sleep for a while.
-He was hugging you up against him at one in the morning, listening to your breathing, almost asleep himself…
- “Kill him. I don’t care how, but I want his skull on my desk by tonight!” Your shout jolts him awake.
That will make a person alert if nothing else will.
-He doesn’t say anything to you in the morning. He honestly doesn’t really care, does get a kick out of it after he gets used to it.
-Lindo sits upright in bed, glancing down at you. Neither of you are moving… he settles down in bed and brings it up with you in the morning.
-He at first worries a bit. Does it mean something’s wrong? After you explain to him that there’s no issue, he finds it funny. Really funny. Doesn’t try to hold conversations with you the way others would, but thinks it’s really funny.
-Roen was making tea for you both after a long day and you were lying on the couch. He didn’t realize you were asleep.
“Roen, did you feed the dog this morning?”
“We don’t have a dog, and you knew very well that I don’t eat that kibble trash you humans make.”
“That’s not what I asked. Did you feed the dog? And take him on a walk? We’ve talked about this.”
-Roen turns around, not being in the mood for whatever kind of joke this is.
“Hm… Roen? Sorry, I fell asleep. What were you saying?” You sit up blinking sleepily.
Roen realizes that you were talking in your sleep and says nothing about it.
-He sometimes wonder about some of the things you say, though. It weirds him out and amuses him at the same time.
-Occasionally, he’ll indulge your sleepy self and respond, but only very occasionally.
“The Mad Hatter invited us for tea… what should I tell him, Roen?”
“Tell him I’m not speaking to him after what happened last time I had tea in Wonderland.”
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