MOVED TO @Trashthatfoundtheinternet

I moved to TrashThatFoundTheInternet

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

[legends-canon]

This is definitely the worst thing I’ve ever been slut shamed over

[weavemama]

holy damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

oh fuck no

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

If I die, I die with a mouthful of fried chicken and no regrets

[justabitnotgood]

Because the post doesn’t really explain, as a heads up the tick in question is the lone star tick. It’s a brown red tick with an iconic white dot on its back. Much bigger than a deer tick, it’s easier to spot but the above is true! A bite from a contaminated lone star tick can make you allergic to RED MEAT, so poultry and fish you’d still be good on.

Have fun this tick season folks and remember to always always wear tick repellent if you’re going off the sidewalk into leaf litter or tall grass. Lyme disease isn’t any better at all and is more prevalent. Ticks are not fun!

[princess-of-positivity]

I have this and it’s definitely not fun. I miss pork and beef so much. This is a real thing, unfortunately.

I can’t stress this enough; PLEASE be cautious and definitely wear tick repellent.

[queen-of-hearts92]

Heres the area where it lives y’all! From wikipedia.

stay safe! hats and bug spray are your friends.

[itsdetachable]

And an article explaining about it: https://www.forbes.com/sites/carmendrahl/2017/06/22/this-is-what-we-know-about-how-the-lone-star-tick-causes-meat-allergies/

[astrakiseki]

So in other words. It’s not reprogramming your immune system. It’s just introducing data that sets your immune system on things you eat.

[wis3red]

Do ppl honestly read shit on wattpad anymore? We all know ao3 is the temple where all the dark smut is worshiped

[lesbianpeachs]

things i hate about straight culture

- 30, flirty and fun ;) - night out with the girlies !! - making hating your spouse a cultural norm - i love the gays :)) gay bars are sO fun - im not homophobic, i have one (1) gay friend - so do your parents accept u - tell us your coming out story!!!! - ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that’ - ur so brave xx - being mistakenly perceived as gay is the worst possible insult - ‘girl on girl/guy on guy action’ - wine moms - idk i thought 50 shades of grey was good :) - ‘i’m not gay, but…’ - missionary position - *two babies sitting next to each other* aww they’re in love!!! i can hear the wedding bells!!!! - murdering ppl for being lgbt

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

- “Boyfriend” clothes - Straight girls calling their women friends their “girlfriends” - Straight girls pretending to be married on facebook to their straight woman friends. - Kissing a girl for men’s attention. - Being grossed out by lesbians and fetishizing gay men.

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

local rich kid gets beaten up by homeless youth 

[awwww-cute]

12 day old Sphynx kitten

[picklepies]

too precious for this world

[iflyastarship]

I can’t.

[agenderarcee]

it’s just a cute wrinkle trying its best

[bluekhajiit111]

@isurvivedahorrormovie

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

I’m moving blogs because of this bullshit

I will now be TrashThatFoundTheInternet

please follow that blog instead.

Thank you

[unfollowfriday]

me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck

me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

[bob-belcher]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Am I having a stroke

[huntypastellance]

It’s time for more fandom drama, brought to you by the Hunty Squad & Friends.

Two Shaladins infiltrated the infamous secretive antis (TOTALLY safe for minors~) only server that was guarded with all the intense scrutiny of the Salty Spitoon.

They bring to you this album of screenshots. (Warnings for sexual content against/about minors, gross language/fetishes, blatant hypocrisy, death threats & incompetent Internet skills) Shoutout to @shiro-needs-coffee for compiling the album & to Minty & Coolest, who “infiltrated” the discord to screen everything.

Lord Pastel Lance will now clarify on Operation Shalanonymous. (Teaser post found here: 1)

Keep reading

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

Wat.

[trashthatfoundacomputer]

check please characters as brooklyn nine nine quotes

bitty: my moomaw always said, "bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." fun fact: she made me cry a lot

jack: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMERS MARKET

lardo: i was thinking about how i'd make the perfect american president. based on my skill-set, artistic ability, and bloodlust

shitty: fine, i accept my fate. just take a picture of my penis first, for posterity, then do what you must

ransom: what's going on? is this a dream? no, i'm not holding a label maker

holster: okay, this is everyone i could think of who'd want to mess with my life. the lax bros, teams we've beaten, the guy who lived underneath me in dorms when i was learning the gangnam style dance

chowder: so what is this? casual? serious? i need to know how to make fun of you

nursey: sexy train is leaving the station. check out this caboose! later sluts

dex: nursey, is everything okay? you never text me. look, the last message i got from you was august 3rd, 2015. you wrote, "sup, chowder?" followed by "never mind"

[sweetpeamann]

“did you just - was that a joke?”

[tiptoe39]

Theory:

Jack loves chicken tenders because the name reminds him of goaltenders so it’s as close as he can come to eating hockey