trash gremlin

[jackkdaniels]

I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

[jackkdaniels]

but the guy i respect MOST is the unapologetic villainfucker. "yeah he did that shit and it was sexy" fuckers. "was the wanton murder fun babe it looked fun" fuckers. these guys know where it's at

[jackkdaniels]

unfortunately i myself fall in none of the above categories. i'm an antihero fucker. i'm a "he did that shit and it was pretty hot but we're both a little messed up about it" fucker. a "that was a lot of murder babe are you okay? i know it needed to be done but i can see it weighs on you, let me clean the blood off of you slowly and with lingering glances" fucker

[zaraki-fempachi-deactivated2024]

Most internet discussions regarding mental health give off this:

[yuramec]

When the other vampire spawns interrupt your sleep time.

[catchymemes]

[astercrash]

Someone's out here cutting Roach's cusses, they're stealing his swears

[spit8]

yeah man we can tell

[ajax-n-co-deactivated20241014]

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

[toastbutteregg]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[awetfrog]

(affectionately) you look very throwable

[trsgatitos]

blushy astarion because why not

[jb-nonsense]

Love how the Chosen Three feel like they were written and designed by 3 different writers

Ketheric - typical high fantasy writer

Orin - horror/slasher writer

Gortash - 2000s weeabo

[phomosexual]

[socialmaya]

[sandmandaddy69]

[bisexualdinahlance]

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[remedyrebellion]

i need a button that lights up a sign on my forehead that says "none of the words i just said actually managed to convey my thought"

[dilfosaur]

new years party decor