my queen won't feed on milk and honey

I am a lucienne stan first and a person second. ray. they/them. almost old. art blog: raymcart

[trckstergods]

The Best part about being nonbinary is that you get misgendered even with your pronouns visible even by other queer people

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[simena]

Vittorio Matteo Corcos (detail)

[trckstergods]

idk man its just a little annoying that you asked me to censor a topic of conversation i would have with a toddler at a grocery store in this age restricted discord server

[urgetocreate]

John Michael Carter (American b,1950), Summer Reading, 1986, Oil on linen

[trckstergods]

Just because you love three characters does NOT mean they would be in a poly relationship

[trckstergods]

if i EVER deadlift 3x my bodyweight i will literally never shut up about it

[trckstergods]

Im a daytime friend ok I am. I like to wake up every day at 5am before everyone else and I like to enjoy a crisp morning with my coffee before I go to the gym. And then I like to do daytime things. Boozy brunch or a late lunch with a couple beers is perfect. By the time its 7pm im winding down. Im chillin. And then people have the nerve to ask me if I wanna "go out" starting at 10pm! No! Maybe if I didn't have to drive and could get hammered but the bus takes an hour to go two miles and an uber is $50! Call me in the morning.

[dozydawn]

“I made a duck-shaped piece of jewelry with this wonderful Tahitian pearl measuring about 13x14 mm. His eyes are two black diamonds totaling 0.07 ct set in white gold.”

Elisa Pozza.

[great-and-small]

Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!

My dog not 5 minutes later:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

mud dragon

[cipheramnesia]

That horse is having a great time.

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Elongate mudskipper (Pseudapocryptes elongatus)

[laurie-ipsum]

Fanfic readers, what do you think about quotes, song lyrics, or lines of poetry that some writers put at the beginning of a story or chapter?

I love them and always read them

I usually read them, but don't feel one way or another about them

I usually skip them, but don't feel one way or another about them

I never read them

I wish authors would stop doing this

I think they are great. I always find great new songs or authors in them!

I require more nuance (let me know in the tags)

Remaining time: 5 hours 24 minutes

[90377]

桜雨 by Tomohiro Moteki

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[hollowboobtheory]

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

[trckstergods]

Idk why people hate this so much but "pack it in pack it out" also refers to your fuck ass orange peels. Yes they biodegrade. Yes its better than plastic. But use your brain for one fucking second and ask yourself if oranges grow in the forest youre currently littering in.

[trckstergods]

My old friend group was so fucking flaky like I couldnt talk those bitches into doing Anything without pulling teeth and toenails and it really left its mark because every single time it comes down to finally solidifying plans with someone and paying for stuff I get a huge spike of anxiety that theyre just going to back out and ill have to do whatever it is alone. Again.