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[orvillepeckdaily]

aldenbonecutter: Rhinestone Cowboy (link to photographer’s instagram!)

[abz-j-harding]

Death Rides a Pale Horse

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[davidtalaskidraws]

Catch of the day for #Mermay!

[bassiter]

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okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

[wolveria]

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

[cryptid-prrrince]

This is what you hear when you come into my room and I’m dissociating

[argumate]

you made it sexy

[cargopantsman]

I knew the kid was trouble as soon as he walked in. The old man didn’t give me any warm fuzzies neither. Sure, I needed the job, but I had a bad feeling about it.

[stilesisbiles]

Noir Wars

[snout]

Listen/purchase: BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide to Romance by the scary jokes

BURN PYGMALION IS OUT NOW!!

Here it is!! My third LP as the scary jokes. This has been such a labor of love for the past 3ish years and I couldn’t be more excited to share it with you all. :) HUGE HUGE THANKS to @cyelatm and @everydaylouie for their brilliant contributions! Happy New Year y’all!!!!

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[noleverage-nopleasure]

This album is astonishingly brilliant. The sound is unlike anything that’s ever been done - vibrant and harrowing, these songs will break your heart in the best way. The vocals are raw and gorgeous, and the lyrics embody the tenderness and hurting and passion that only love can cause. Burn Pygmalion is an absolute masterpiece.

[galagawiki]

Jokes on this site are getting smaller and smaller half lives. I first saw that Zootopia comic yesterday around noon and since then I’ve seen every single possible meme format for it culminating in that “I’ve had enough with this dude” Always Sunny picture.  We’re reaching a singularity, folks.  Soon, every joke and every permutation of those jokes will be told in an instant, dying and being born at the exact same time.

[just--space]

[spacedbitch-blog]

FINALLY look at the clarity in everyone one. No longer pixel blots

[eggzacklyy]

Oh my gosh click it.

[brownheadedcowbird]

My Brother, My Brother, and Me (dir. J.D. Amato, 2017)

[grassfire]

are you a deep armholes douchebag tank bi or a cardigan rolled up to the elbows bi

[cliffordccino]

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[edgebug]

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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

[scorplings]

[after-theafterlife]

HOLY FUCK

[wefhhfsuuhi-deactivated20241027]

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[stormcallart]

I screamed! Dialouge galore and huge maps to explore.

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

*scared noise because Inquisition had a bit of a problem of being TOO BIG sometimes*

[squidsisterscallie-remade]

my whole dash right now:

[trebia]

griffin mcelroy, 2014-january 2017: GOD stop asking about barry bluejeans! ive got a ton of developped npcs with intricate backstories but all you want to hear about is barry bluejeans!

griffin mcelroy, feb 23rd 2017: :^)

[remnantglow]

some of my favourite absolutely SICK facts about the trappist-1 exoplanets: - theyre all very close to one another and to their star, so the length of a year on them varies from 1 to 20 DAYS - since they’re so close, the star appears a lot bigger than our sun from earth, and from one planet you could easily see the rest, some would even appear bigger than the moon from earth. you could literally see the surface of another planet with a naked eye!!! - they’re tidally locked to their star like our moon is locked to earth, meaning only one side of a planet ever faces the star, and on the other side it’s always night. the sun never sets or rises on any of the planets - the star is red, so the sunlight is red/orange, meaning if, for example, plants were to grow there, they could be black and that’s just what we know now, imagine how much cool stuff we have yet to discover about the trappist-1 system

[losassen]

Time for a big post of all the TAZ arc fanart I did in order, for fun! 

If you guys haven’t listened to The Adventure Zone, treat yourself a go listen to it!​ I really love the podcast, the characters, the storytelling and the humor are just so wonderful! 

(ps: I haven’t done one for “The Suffering Game” yet because I’m waiting for the arc to finish! but I’ll add it to this post later when I finish)

[thefinalpam-archive]

[captainofalltheships]

i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world

but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer 

[siderealsandman]

Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.