[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[pbeeanjay]

fish out of water

[hopeless-eccentric]

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

[rainrein]

love it when a location is evil. when a location fucking sucks. when intrinsically it is so bad and evil that it literally is in the air . this kinda works if its only something special can you imagine a parking lot being evil oooooh every time you park into me i subtly adjust my lines so that you're always slightly tilted

[fuckyeahstamps-blog]

[visenyaism]

the way it really is about to be dragon show summer….

[visenyaism]

Delusionally throwing yourself at your middle school girlfriend and missing every time because even though you refuse to believe it the love has never been enough summer. Sigma nonbinary dragon prophet summer. Bastardphobia summer unless they’re cool. Getting eviscerated by the blind hungry machine of war summer. Riverlands bulllshit summer. Jakey dies summer. Betraying and destroying yourself and everything you love for nothing summer. Evil advisor summer. Daddy issues mommy issues brother issues gender issues wig issues summer. Getting fucking rolled by a witch in a haunted house summer. And once again for the 21st summer in a row it’s a feast for crows summer. Fuck house bracken. What was I talking about

[trawl]

aita for trying to liven up my workspace

i (late 30s, m) have been conducting an arts project in the crawlspace of my work, but my boss doesn't seem to appreciate the drawings of my coworkers as animals i've been doing. he says it is "scary" and "weird". i think it's a fun way to bring everybody together. i'm pretty sure he's avoiding me because i stroked his neck, which i get was maybe misinterpreted, but he hasn't said anything else about it. am i going to get fired? was i in the wrong?

[trawl]

[miamaimania]

⦿ Not the kind of face you’d ask for directions

[kbsd]

hollanov // "shy boy"

yeah, i'm gonna make this easy for you

[itsady]

hanging things in the new apartment

[drtsantos]

[weebeyonce]

[ticklefighthockey]

I’m still occasionally haunted by that post someone made asking ‘but what does shane think about ilya? what does he like about ilya, beyond the way that ilya makes him feel?’ and I think the obvious answer is like—he likes ilya’s charisma, he likes how easy and effortless ilya makes everything, he likes the way ilya doesn’t seem to register or care about all the rules that shane himself has spent his whole life so so carefully living by. ilya represents a sort of fantasy of freedom and joyful reckless abandon. but I think that ilya is also going to prove to be deeply, deeply, deeply difficult to know in ways that shane is perhaps not prepared for. I think ilya is going to be very loveable but not easy to love, in the sense of: he doesn’t let anyone in. not even shane. yes they have a breakthrough in eps 5-6 yes he opens up a little about his family stuff but you don’t unlearn that deeply ingrained pattern of approach/retreat, approach/abrupt emotional withdrawal in two weeks in a summer cottage. I think ilya will keep it all easy breezy covergirl—guy who needs nothing from anyone, who lets it all roll right off him, who charms the parents and says the right things in the right moment and makes shane feel like a million bucks in bed and can handle his own emotional shit just fine without needing to mention it to anyone else—right up until he tries to kill himself. and that’s when shane realizes that he has never really known his partner at all, because ilya has only ever let him see one or two layers below the surface. which is deeper than just about anyone else has ever gotten, but isn’t really knowing ilya rozanov.

[ticklefighthockey]

like there is no fucking way this man is in therapy

[princessdelacruz]

bonus:

[trinitysantosdoesnowrong]

The crazy thing about the Pitt is that there are like five Chekhov’s guns and they are shooting different mirrors and bouncing off them all around that damn hospital and they all are going to hit Robby in the head.

[vivodesdemona]

rozanova

[shaneybby]

shane hollander, eight years old. paint me a picture.

... I don't know probably just having fun