I don't need anyone to speak for me.

[tree-official]

I'm a tree.

You give me c02- I give you air.

Don't try and chop me down. I will get right back at you.

I use any pronouns.

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

main is @franlion1 btw

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[cataboliccorvid]

"brutal murder" yeah man that's usually how people die

[sage0clock]

"Female friendship" uhoh

[zeta-finnish]

Amnesia.

Well, it could be worse.

[teapotsoffcialyup]

falling in love

why can't I just be happy omfg

[factory-offical]

"memory related"

That's kinda terrifying...

[tree-official]

sexual violence?????? what the fuck

[tree-official]

ok ya i giv eup on this blog #cringe

[pocket-watch-offical]

time for someone new

i do hope the wristlets will welcome me into the officialverse but i fear i have no say in how my entry is percieved

i watch other newbies pinging people so @satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @mr-clean-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @weatherboy-offical @britain-offical @tree-official @hallucinations-offical @the-fake-id-official @not-offical-offical @goblin-offical @god-offical @little-sister-offical @time-offical

[tree-official]

hi

hi

hi

🌳

[not-offical-offical]

YOU GUYS I DID IT

IM COOL NOW

[shell-offical]

Hi guys... Can you please stop collecting me

[factory-offical]

No.

[shell-offical]

Yes...

[factory-offical]

But how else am I supposed to sell sea shells at the sea shore?

[tree-official]

But the value of these shells will fall

[man-offical]

I am once again asking for characters you wish for me to either smash or pass ok?

preferably SPOOKY characters because it is the Halloween uh month ok? ok. ok?!?!?!? ok.

thank you. ok?

[tree-official]

Maybe . Uh.. woodpecker- no, no, not scary.. just scary to me.. hmm....

The Texas Chainsaw Evil Man Dude

[reminders-offical]

can we pretend that aiiiiirplaaanes in the niiiight skyyyy are like shooting staaaaaaars...

*looks up*

oh shit that planes on fire

[bad-relationship-advice-offical]

Fireballs hurling to the ground?

systems down!

what that bitch wish now?!

[reminders-offical]

HOLY SHIT MATT STORER MENTIONED??????

[drudg30n]

dont make me get the dandelions.

[reminders-offical]

little do you know im packing nunchucks

[tree-offical]

Hi Officalverse. I wanted to explain why Ive been away for the past couple of months(Maybe from august or so)

About a month ago I experienced a very traumatic event. I was sexually assaulted. Its been a painful and confusing time, and I’ve been focusing on my safety and recovery. I also havent been using a lot of apps i use usually, like tumblr, insta od tt. The person responsible has been arrested and is currently serving a prison sentence. I won’t be sharing details about the case here, it’s something I’m dealing with privately and with my legal support and stuff.

I’m telling you this because I dont want my absence as Tree and as Nia(me) to feel like a mystery. I needed to step back to process, get help, and start recovering. Im doing better than I was, but recovery is ongoing and not linear, some days are easier than others.

If youve followed the random shit ive been doing with the Officalverse and a lot of you cool weirdos for a while you know this space means a lot to me. I want to be honest rather than disappear without explanation. That said, I don’t expect anything dramatic from anyone reading this!! just compassion and respect for my boundaries.

Ill try to get back to posting as quickly as i can. I hope to be known as a more original member, not a dead one.

Officalverse ily guys and please spread this because i want people to know i'm not dead.

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @official--eve @corvusfrugilegus-rook

[tree-official]

From one tree to another, we're here for you 🤎 💚

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

UH- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT---

I just wanted to spread vanilla extract, man... (/gn)

[tree-official]

Ok so if we make my sap vanilla flavoured How would we do that? Do we make a hole and then pour your Juice™ into the hole? Would that work

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I mean probably. And then we could sell it or something... hmmmmm...

[tree-official]

Cash 🤑🤑🤑

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Hell yeah >:]

So, how we gonna make a hole? Do you have a natural one from like a woodpecker or something? Do we need to bring in a drill?

[tree-official]

Maybe... A knife? I dunno..

@knife-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh no but what if that hurts

[tree-official]

I don't have nerves man

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh wait yeah that's a great point

If you don't have nerves... We could always default to drill... *menacing drill sounds in the background*

[tree-official]

I'm gonna get pierced

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

UH- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT---

I just wanted to spread vanilla extract, man... (/gn)

[tree-official]

Ok so if we make my sap vanilla flavoured How would we do that? Do we make a hole and then pour your Juice™ into the hole? Would that work

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I mean probably. And then we could sell it or something... hmmmmm...

[tree-official]

Cash 🤑🤑🤑

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Hell yeah >:]

So, how we gonna make a hole? Do you have a natural one from like a woodpecker or something? Do we need to bring in a drill?

[tree-official]

Maybe... A knife? I dunno..

@knife-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh no but what if that hurts

[tree-official]

I don't have nerves man

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

UH- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT---

I just wanted to spread vanilla extract, man... (/gn)

[tree-official]

Ok so if we make my sap vanilla flavoured How would we do that? Do we make a hole and then pour your Juice™ into the hole? Would that work

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I mean probably. And then we could sell it or something... hmmmmm...

[tree-official]

Cash 🤑🤑🤑

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Hell yeah >:]

So, how we gonna make a hole? Do you have a natural one from like a woodpecker or something? Do we need to bring in a drill?

[tree-official]

Maybe... A knife? I dunno..

@knife-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

UH- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT---

I just wanted to spread vanilla extract, man... (/gn)

[tree-official]

Ok so if we make my sap vanilla flavoured How would we do that? Do we make a hole and then pour your Juice™ into the hole? Would that work

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I mean probably. And then we could sell it or something... hmmmmm...

[tree-official]

Cash 🤑🤑🤑

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

UH- THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT---

I just wanted to spread vanilla extract, man... (/gn)

[tree-official]

Ok so if we make my sap vanilla flavoured How would we do that? Do we make a hole and then pour your Juice™ into the hole? Would that work

[dogpuppy]

[tree-official]

He looks just like me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Waitwaitwait

Call me crazy, but-

What if

I made the sap vanilla flavored-

[tree-official]

You wanna mix your liquid with mine?

That's Pretty Romantic

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[factory-offical]

Can I help?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely

...

Do you happen to know how to extract vanilla?

[factory-offical]

Of course, I'm a universal factory.

By spitting vanilla beans length wise and alcohol.

I do still need those things.

[OOC: no clue]

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Let's see...

*Dumps all the ingredients at you feet (or at your doorstep cuz you a factory? Idk lol)*

This work?

[ooc: same lol]

[factory-offical]

*fucking Explodes*

[tree-official]

Hell Yeah You're Exploded!!!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Oh hello, tree, d'you got any

Vanilla extract?

[tree-official]

I do not

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Darn

You should get some 😎

[tree-official]

I Have My sap and that's enough for me