lame...

perpetual lurker and horror enthusiast part-time selfshipper on the not so down low

[cataboliccorvid]

INTRO POST

WAY more under the cut because I don't know how to shut up

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you can call me LAME or LANE, my pronouns are it/he I am aroacespec and sort-of a guy, I have a hyper-specific queer label I spent like 10 hours on lgbtqia+ wikis cultivating (agender libramasculine virillian ageoaroace cupidaroace transman) but that's the gist of it

I am autistic and my special interest is uhhh okay I don't actually know, could be a number of things (the macabre/morbid, horror, birds/corvids, it's anybody's guess), my interests pass more like hyperfixations anyway (except they last 6 months or longer instead of a couple weeks), too fleeting to mention as special interests

also I selfship sometimes but I'm not very talkative about it and I'm not at all non-sharing, it's just for fun because I think it's fun and that's it

MAIN INTERESTS:

> BIRDING!!!!!!!!! rips off shirt werewolf style to reveal another shirt underneath that reads 'ask me about corvids' > horror as a whole genre > collecting taxidermy and oddities > doing taxidermy > the magnus archives (haven't started tmp) > critical role (c4) > disco elyisum > baldur's gate 3 > dungeons and dragons > jerma985 (I am but a jerma quoting machine) > frankenstein (the NOVEL, I HATE THE MOVIE) > stellar firma (still need to finish) > camp here & there > look outside > the reanimator trilogy > all resident evil games > the arkham trilogy > under the red hood > creature commandos > peacemaker > batman 2022 > gotham > the magicians > portal 1 + 2 > smosh

honorable mentions: the stellers jay, martin blackwood, occtis tachonis, edward nygma, jason todd, drow as a whole, robots as a whole, grotesque monsters as a whole (hit my line), and sadomasochism

sometimes I post about my OCs but not often because nobody cares but me, if you WANT to know though you're free to ask... 👀

[INSERT REDIRECT LINK TO EVENTUAL POST ABOUT OCS THAT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET]

[beetlesockss]

i dont even like them i dont even care

[not-really-a-conjunction]

i'm so sorry for people who aren't attracted to women cause holy fuck are you missing out

[sage0clock]

@cataboliccorvid

[cataboliccorvid]

ok but you tagged me on this on fat boy friday of all days I'm happy where I am thank you very much

[pisscentral]

art block is unforgiving so i keep making non-stop shitposts (because that’s the only thing i’m willing to draw)

i used dan hentschel’s youtube thumbnails for reference by the way

+ happy pride

[ghost-fangs]

heeeyyy jonnyyyy~

[cataboliccorvid]

hello! :D

Without looking it up, how would you define the word "intuitively"?

(for an assignment I'd like to get done by tomorrow btw)(as for why I'm here it's vin's fault :) )

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE

Uhmm I would define the word intuitively as an adjective describing when something is done with your intuition; acting on your instincts without concrete reasoning

[cataboliccorvid]

What are corvids?

Corvids are a family of bird that consists of crows, ravens, rooks, jackdaws, nutcracker, magpies, treepies, and choughs. They are also well known for their intelligence. They are my favorite kind of birds. :-)

[orderforbrian]

@jonmartinweek Day 1 - first kiss | season 1

do you guys remember that poll where we all debated what moment martin realized he had a crush on jon and vice versa? well i bet my money on martin falling hard and fast (and reluctantly i must add) during this prime jon 'i may be stupid' sims moment

[jellyfish-confetti]

I think we should let her in 👀👀

[toomanyfandoms11]

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[cataboliccorvid]

"brutal murder" yeah man that's usually how people die

[vastofknight]

who’s gonna tell him his roots are showing :(

[cataboliccorvid]

my brother gay as hell somebody kill him

[sage0clock]

ok you are just a #Hater

[cataboliccorvid]

ew I'm homophobic get off my page

[cataboliccorvid]

my brother gay as hell somebody kill him

[lunehowls]

would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?

[sage0clock]

so am i allowed to hate someone who i used to be closer with or am i immediately the spawn of the devil if i do

[sage0clock]

nothing ? so yes. so yes i AM the spawn of the devil. ahh . got it

[cataboliccorvid]

yeah

[sage0clock]

fuck you bro

[cataboliccorvid]

[sage0clock]

so am i allowed to hate someone who i used to be closer with or am i immediately the spawn of the devil if i do

[sage0clock]

nothing ? so yes. so yes i AM the spawn of the devil. ahh . got it

[cataboliccorvid]

yeah