lame...

perpetual lurker and horror enthusiast part-time selfshipper on the not so down low

[cataboliccorvid]

INTRO POST

WAY more under the cut because I don't know how to shut up

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you can call me LAME or LANE, my pronouns are it/he I am aroacespec and sort-of a guy, I have a hyper-specific queer label I spent like 10 hours on lgbtqia+ wikis cultivating (agender libramasculine virillian ageoaroace cupidaroace transman) but that's the gist of it

I am autistic and my special interest is uhhh okay I don't actually know, could be a number of things (the macabre/morbid, horror, birds/corvids, it's anybody's guess), my interests pass more like hyperfixations anyway (except they last 6 months or longer instead of a couple weeks), too fleeting to mention as special interests

also I selfship sometimes but I'm not very talkative about it and I'm not at all non-sharing, it's just for fun because I think it's fun and that's it

MAIN INTERESTS:

> BIRDING!!!!!!!!! rips off shirt werewolf style to reveal another shirt underneath that reads 'ask me about corvids' > horror as a whole genre > collecting taxidermy and oddities > doing taxidermy > the magnus archives (haven't started tmp) > critical role (c4) > disco elyisum > baldur's gate 3 > dungeons and dragons > jerma985 (I am but a jerma quoting machine) > frankenstein (the NOVEL, I HATE THE MOVIE) > stellar firma (still need to finish) > camp here & there > look outside > the reanimator trilogy > all resident evil games > the arkham trilogy > under the red hood > creature commandos > peacemaker > batman 2022 > gotham > the magicians > portal 1 + 2 > smosh

honorable mentions: the stellers jay, martin blackwood, occtis tachonis, edward nygma, jason todd, drow as a whole, robots as a whole, grotesque monsters as a whole (hit my line), and sadomasochism

sometimes I post about my OCs but not often because nobody cares but me, if you WANT to know though you're free to ask... 👀

[INSERT REDIRECT LINK TO EVENTUAL POST ABOUT OCS THAT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET]

[oatmealdoodles]

generational trauma but make it gay

[sage0clock]

ANGRY birthday, youngshit

@cataboliccorvid my chud brother who i know sent this ask

[cataboliccorvid]

STOP NO IT'S NOT THAT OBVIOUS IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE

[sage0clock]

YOU LIKED MY POSTS BEFORE SENDING THAT DUMBASS😭😭😭😭

[cataboliccorvid]

don't you get like 10000000 notifications a day it could have been pure coincidence you don't know it's anonymous we'll never know

[sage0clock]

no i get like 26 in the whole night bro. you likign my posts was right next to the anon ask notif i know it was you

[cataboliccorvid]

......nuh uh

[sage0clock]

ANGRY birthday, youngshit

@cataboliccorvid my chud brother who i know sent this ask

[cataboliccorvid]

STOP NO IT'S NOT THAT OBVIOUS IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE

[sage0clock]

YOU LIKED MY POSTS BEFORE SENDING THAT DUMBASS😭😭😭😭

[cataboliccorvid]

don't you get like 10000000 notifications a day it could have been pure coincidence you don't know it's anonymous we'll never know

[sage0clock]

ANGRY birthday, youngshit

@cataboliccorvid my chud brother who i know sent this ask

[cataboliccorvid]

STOP NO IT'S NOT THAT OBVIOUS IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE

[cataboliccorvid]

martin blackwood makes me so emotional sometimes I will only see a photo of him and it makes me feel physically unwell

[cryingbreaskfastfriends]

...photo??????

[cataboliccorvid]

Would you not consider an artwork a photo Ithink it's close enough.....

[cataboliccorvid]

martin blackwood makes me so emotional sometimes I will only see a photo of him and it makes me feel physically unwell

[h11tch]

funsies

original pics:

[the-story-of-the-tucks]

@dykobra-kid gave me this idea and I couldn’t not make it

[lunehowls]

are you dead or are you sleeping?

[cataboliccorvid]

I always forget how to use this website because I use twitter too much, I always feel like I sound too much like I'm from twitter and I'm scaring away the hoes

[slightlyoffcolorstellersjay]

Trying to identify birds from the car is just like: oh look! Small Bird! And- oh! Slightly Larger Bird! Wow this is incredi- hey that looks vaguely like a dove!

[cataboliccorvid]

this is so relatable I keep seeing sort of big birds out my car window but it's too hard to identify so I just say I maybe saw a hawk but like,, also could have been a seagull honestly so who even knows

[mintaii]

where my heart is

[beetlesockss]

i dont even like them i dont even care

[not-really-a-conjunction]

i'm so sorry for people who aren't attracted to women cause holy fuck are you missing out

[sage0clock]

@cataboliccorvid

[cataboliccorvid]

ok but you tagged me on this on fat boy friday of all days I'm happy where I am thank you very much

[pisscentral]

art block is unforgiving so i keep making non-stop shitposts (because that’s the only thing i’m willing to draw)

i used dan hentschel’s youtube thumbnails for reference by the way

+ happy pride

[ghost-fangs]

heeeyyy jonnyyyy~