THE FACTORY™

Factory-Official. Make things.

[factory-offical]

HELLO

I am factory.

I making things.

I don't like that specific Tree.

I was build in 1982.

I am 16,335 meters at my highest point.

I am big 92.868,6m²

^[maybe inaccurate]

I have {UNKNOWN} employees

Currently employed are:

@fumbleanon

@legounderthybed

@totalynotthatscaryrobot

@anxiouslyillustriousforce

[info maybe out of date, please contact customer service [me] if your name has been wrongfully added or is missing]

Located above @torture-offical

Bad things are happening.

(ooc)

Everything I say will probably be made up or taken from factorio, satisfactory or whatever.

[kawasemi-automatic]

[factory-offical]

What’s your favorite flower?

@favorite-flower-fella

I have a few favourite plants but none of them are specifically flowers.

One of my favourite pants which can flower are cacti, highly resistant, need little to no maintenance and protect themselves.

One of my other favourites are potatoes.

Good source of nutrients.

I don't like Dandelions, they spread so much and the fluff is bad for the ventilation.

[favorite-flower-fella]

The Tohono O’odham people use saguaro cactus blossoms in annual rain-bringing ceremonies, believing they invite precipitation. The beavertail cactus flower, with its striking pink petals, is seen by various tribes as a sign of renewal and hope, particularly with its spring bloom. The Navajo people incorporate saguaro cactus into medicine bundles, signifying strength, endurance, and protection. The Pima tribe weaves baskets from dried saguaro remains, underscoring the plant’s practical and spiritual importance for sustenance and community. The Hopi tribe creates intricate designs on clay pots depicting cacti.

The sacred cactus primarily refers to two types: peyote (Lophophora williamsii) and nopal (Opuntia spp.). Peyote, known for its psychoactive properties, was utilized in religious rituals, while nopal is a versatile cactus used in daily life as food and medicine. Historically, these cacti were integral to the Aztec way of life. The Aztecs cultivated nopal for its pads and fruits, which provided essential nutrients. Peyote, on the other hand, was revered for its spiritual significance, often used in ceremonies to connect with the divine.

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Wild Potato Vine is a perennial, deciduous, tenacious flowering vine similar to Morning glory and Sweet potato vine. The vine is native to North America and, at maturity, can reach a length of 30 feet. It has a long bloom time from spring to fall and the large flowers attract hummingbirds. It typically sprawls along the ground in open areas or climbs vegetation. The genus name comes from the Greek words ips meaning "worm" and homoios meaning "resembling", referring to the sprawling underground roots of plants in this genus or to the worm-like twining plant habit. The species name means fiddle-like in reference to the leaf shape.

Often called the "Man-of-the-Earth" because of its massive, human-sized underground tuber, Ipomoea pandurata is a resilient North American native. This trailing vine is a wild relative of the sweet potato, often found draped over fences or sprawling across sun-drenched meadows. Its large, creamy white blossoms provide a dramatic late-summer show that hides the secret "giant" buried deep beneath the soil.

[factory-offical]

this is more than i ever expected thank you. i will intergrade this info.

[factory-offical]

Lets a couple dandelions loose in the factory

Flamethrower

[factory-offical]

Hey boss I’m back!

Had to take a day off to celebrate my birthday

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear employee Happy birthday to you

Congratulaton We hope to have you for another year.

[factory-offical]

Finding Ancient terra technology from a society called The steampunks

Fascinating traveling devices before the modern liquid fuel Engine.

I wonder.

[factory-offical]

Can the factory make factories? Like insta-ready-to-manufacture-factories?

/silly

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...

/silly answer : Ye :3

/ more detailed answer : We can produce everything you would need to make a another factor, but everything just in small to tiny pieces which would need assembling.

The machines are already making parts used to repair and replace the machines making that are making them.

[factory-offical]

What’s your favorite flower?

@favorite-flower-fella

I have a few favourite plants but none of them are specifically flowers.

One of my favourite pants which can flower are cacti, highly resistant, need little to no maintenance and protect themselves.

One of my other favourites are potatoes.

Good source of nutrients.

I don't like Dandelions, they spread so much and the fluff is bad for the ventilation.

[ashes-onthewind]

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

[seal-offical]

OOOOH! ME! I DO! :3

[factory-offical]

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: Word not identifying

: figuring out

pyvojmrhiex [X]

xeihrmjovyp [X]

vebupsxnokd [X]

lurkfindeat [X] [at least a real word]

loiifjsgkhy [X]

xsmsw kquof u [X]

cjyhgrsqlfo [X]

tczsnqvlmib [X]

mtirqbcavpy [X]

Seihmorvrp [X]

Mhm it seems like I'm summoning something.

... Eh probably means nothing.

[factory-offical]

39 meters of the strongest rope available

D-

Yes

But it's 50 cm thick, made out of steel copper alloy, weighing over 3 tons and can't be exposed to hydrogen gas with a temperature of 42,06 Kelvin.

[steve-officai]

What do you call a pink sheep?

[teapotsoffcialyup]

pinkie pie?

[steve-officai]

Nope. Try again

[teapotsoffcialyup]

those things from willy wonka, idk what their called

[toasterbug]

Oompa loompa

[teapotsoffcialyup]

no the pink sheep from willy wonka

like when their taking the elevator through the factory and they see the sheep getting shaved

[factory-offical]

Factory?

[factory-offical]

The world must be ending if the tree and the factory are giving up.

Did you look outside recently?

Electricity is getting wasted on massive overly complex calculations and there's plastics in the air.

I can't remove or reuse.

[factory-offical]

Who needs natural if you can tasteless have synthetic nutrient pasta...

yummm...

I miss strawberries.

[factory-offical]

Triangles in the polygon line.

Yup

[tree-official]

ok ya i giv eup on this blog #cringe

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[cataboliccorvid]

"brutal murder" yeah man that's usually how people die

[sage0clock]

"Female friendship" uhoh

[zeta-finnish]

Amnesia.

Well, it could be worse.

[teapotsoffcialyup]

falling in love

why can't I just be happy omfg

[factory-offical]

"memory related"

That's kinda terrifying...