a fish hook, an open eye.

"I'll go with you to happy hour if you go with me to sad hour."Emily

[televisionfilm]

Donna, be nice to me. I’m lonely.

[sarahseeandersen]

[whalesharkdestiny]

[markwatney]

somebody fucking save tan france

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[neverthere12345]

[black-nata]

legend has it that if you say “women can’t carry blockbusters” three times in the mirror, sandra bullock and cate blanchett appear outside your window with bubble guns and frame you for robbery

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[liquidstar]

The Signs As John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: And he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed.

Taurus: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!

Gemini: Shut up! You’re all gonna die. 

Cancer: Top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk.

Leo:  I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Virgo: Just raise your hand and be like “I think Emily Dickson’s a lesbian!” and they’re like “Partial credit”

Libra: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

Scorpio: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world.

Sagittarius: There is a horse loose in a hospital!

Capricorn: Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.

Aquarius: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.

Pisces: I am damp all the time. I am damp now and I will be damp later. Like the back of a dolphin, my back.

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[monarobot]

Relatable today

[ripe]

🐟| ig: bo_mang_co

[justsomephotosofme-deactivated2]

this is v important

[armoured-iron-geek]

Tony Stark’s 10 year transition from boasting about his catastrophic weapons in the middle of a war-torn country to trying to convince his fiancee about having babies while on a morning jog in Central Park is one of the purest character arcs in cinematic history. 

[soniatera-archive]

[lynxspots]

The nerve!!

[dangercrossing]

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]