Famethyst for Life

Hi I'm Destiny and I like Netflix and cats.

[crittaslink]

kitty need blunt NOW

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[commanderchr1st]

This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

WITHOUT ME MY UNCLE IS USELESS

WITHOUT MY UNCLE I AM USELESS

[treecitysessions]

[were--ralph]

Asexual Trent Reznor: I want to pet you like an animal

[were--ralph]

Stoner Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like an edible

[were--ralph]

Quantum Physicist Trent Reznor: I want to observe you like a particle

[were--ralph]

Vegan Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like a vegetables

[were--ralph]

Mathematician Trent Reznor: I want to solve you as a decimal

[were--ralph]

Trent Reznor (Kinky): I want to wear you on my genitals

[caustic-light]

Unlike the original, which was in no way kinky?

[were--ralph]

you know what that's fair

[formlab]

MCC Smart Eco-Speedster Concept, 1993

[dajo42]

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

[pukicho]

Puki, is just never coming out to your parents an option? Or do you like have to?

We already know, son.

[pukicho]

I love my gay dumb son

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[balaclava-trismegistus]

So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Love is an observable force, evil is an illness to be cured, light will pour from the sun long after we need it, I have a gun and I swear to GOD I'm not fucking around

[m86-deactivated20171116]

while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

[amygdalae]

but I stay silly :3

[mrmillipede-deactivated20241120]

jigsaw couldn’t run total drama for shit but if Chris McLean got a hold of the saw traps I don’t think anyone would be alive in the franchise

[petersolarz]

Photography by Peter Solarz

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[sometimes-cloudy]

It’s her

[lakemojave]

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

[lakemojave]

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

[ilovemarinebiology2007-deactiva]

[parasiticheart]

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)