Is this thing on?

Listen to me. Everything I say is true. Except that. Or maybe it was that. I don't know. Get used to confusion and disappointment, Kiddo.

[treeviking]

So I’ve been re-reading My Immortal...

[mangomorales-blog]

yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

[sanerontheinside]

[clintbarton-hawkeye]

Hey now.

[mcfiddlestan]

[queen-of-nerds1026]

[moved-to-moothebloo-deactivated]

[daisyannewinchester]

[bing-bang-bongo]

Omg meeeee

[hoardofhyperfixations]

[chiffoun-deactivated20200409]

Ao3:

Me at 3am:

[books-read-in-nooks]

A single man in possession of a good fortune: “I’m in want of a wife.”

Mrs Bennet:

[treeviking]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single DM in possession of a good story, must be in want of a party.

[treeviking]

This are my experiences in English shops. Please Enjoy. 

[carefulwiththataxe]

Mr. Bingley: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Mr. Darcy: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

[filmgifs]

“You want to know what the Captain really whispered to me that day? He told me that my true Iove was right in front of my eyes. And he was right.” Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[flutejesus]

low brass: *snickering when clarinet and flute buddies mess up their runs*

high woodwinds: no comments from the quarter note gallery

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[bonehandledknife]

watch it a l l 

[numahachi]

𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕛𝕠𝕦

[oopsimfade]

I can’t stop watching this.

[sarcastic-space-gal]

James T. (Trainor) Kirk

[tylerdrrden]

[teflonly]

[noenee-art]

On the lead up to October, have some vamps 

[thesonofhypnos]

[noenee-art]

Don’t worry they’re safe (and grounded).

[dailypawnee]

I made my money the old fashioned way

I got run over by a lexuuuuuuuus