Trekpost Generator

Randomly generated ST:TNG dialogue. Lines are generated using a markov chain trained with the scripts of over 150 star trek episodes.

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There will be no trekpost tomorrow, in support of all those who want tumblr to remain “fully functional”

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(Data's headless body storms away)

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(Data rips the book in half and eats it)

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This is NCC one seven zero mark zero one five

Tasha Yar

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Sensors just picked up a flu virus

Geordi LaForge

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I hope your voyage wasn't too pleasant

Jean-Luc Picard

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Our sensor array is online and ready to be taken to its quarters

Jean-Luc Picard

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Ensign Gates, plot a course. Take us back to the beginning.

Jean-Luc Picard

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I am certain they will try to commander La Forge

Lt. Cmdr. Data

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Notify starfleet: We are en route to the main bridge

Jean-Luc Picard

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Thank you, Geordi, you just ruined four hours of work

Jean-Luc Picard

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I am not a violent man

Lt. Cmdr. Data

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Keep me informed of your attempt to capture our ship

Jean-Luc Picard

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(Riker is lying on the floor)

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My purpose is to serve

Q

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I am a criminal

Lt. Cmdr. Data

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Because of my pride and selfishness, it will not be necessary

Juliana Tainer