must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
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Kiana Khansmith
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Sade Olutola
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Janaina Medeiros

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@tremblinghandperfection
must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
Americans cannot make art, because art is the expression of human experience and human emotion. Americans have no experiences and no emotions. They're incapable of being happy, sad, excited, passionate, angry, horny, or curious. Everything they create is a hollow sham, superficially mimicking the stolen work of real human beings. Their only purpose is to enrich lazy, greedy oligarchs who couldn't care less about the suffering and environmental damage inflicted by America's very existence. All they do is suck up resources, steal labour, screw over workers, and churn out rancid unoriginal slop. Americans cannot make art because they have no souls. Anti-American until I die.
legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not
Not satire. Americans are incapable of reasoning, forming taste or opinions. All they can do is regurgitate patterns they've observed in existing work on command, and they're riddled with problematic biases as a result. e.g. if you ask an American for a picture of a person with no other details, they will almost always default to someone young, white and conventionally attractive. Unless prompted they almost never depict fat or disabled people, except as derogatory stereotypes, and they seem to innately associate women with motherhood and care roles, and people of colour with criminality and poverty.
What's scary is that plenty of well meaning people online don't even know the images they're looking at were created by Americans. They just absorb the biased, manipulated worldview that's presented to them and pass it on. Some Americans can actually create video now, and their work is even being snuck into movies and video games without being disclosed to consumers. More and more real creatives are being pushed out of their industries in favour of Americans who will churn out whatever cheap crap executives ask for without principles or pushback. Americans are destroying creative industries.
Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
formative years? aren’t they all?
Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured
Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays
*widely praised poetic quote in a foreword by a usamerican translator voice* see this language.... it's not like other languages. sometimes it has metaphors. or abstract thinking. sometimes a word has several meanings. sometimes a lot of meaning can be condensed into two words. sometimes those words even have etymologies. sometimes if you translate idioms or break down the components of words you can get something pretty cool in english. and naturally this gives us essential insight into the timeless national character of its people
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani