I'M SPIDER-MAN.

Trent Evan Evans. Yo, the name is Trent, and I'm chillin' up in Goldman. I like to smoke, drink, get inked, and party. Spider-Man is everythin'. If you like weed, then hit me up. We can smoke together and talk about conspiracy theories. Also Marvel. I'm a philosophy major, which means I talk shit a lot of the time. 99% of the time I'm probably really stoned, too. I'm just everyone's idea of a good time. Trust me. trash king.

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jackie-wilde:

I didn’t know shrooms did that. It sounds terrifying, especially since those are terrible characters to hallucinate. If anyone from Star Wars came to life in my presence, it better be the tall robot army guy.

It wasn’t terrifying, just interesting. I’d have preferred a date with Spider-Man or Thor, but the drug gods had other plans for me. You mean Finn? I don’t have a stuffed toy of him on my bed, otherwise it coulda been possible, I guess. 

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ellechng:

Drinking water helps with an alcohol hangover. I don’t know if it’s the same for drugs, but it’s worth a shot.

I don’t think it works the same, but it’s always good to stay hydrated, so thanks for the tip!

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fizzjrose:

Did you stroke Chewbacca? Was he soft? Did he talk? Could you understand him? Was Yoda as green as he appears on screen? Did they tell you anything about the upcoming movies? These are essential questions that need answering! PS. Matcha tea and a good meditation will do you the world of good right now.

I did! He was very soft. He did that cute purr thing he always does. I couldn’t understand him, but I knew he was givin’ me some good vibes. Yoda was sufficiently green, but he coulda been greener. Yoda told me I will be starrin’ in it. Are you satisfied with my answers? What’s in Matcha tea? It sounds like it’ll be weird. I tried meditatin’ once, but I fell asleep.

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evanseloisa:

… Did you make it a month, and was regretting not going without it longer, or did you not make it a month and regretted breaking your own pact?

In any case, a spinning room sounds not fun. Is that what they call a ‘bad trip’?

I didn’t make it a month, ‘cause I’m weak. I was bored, and shrooms seemed like the funnest thing to do. If I had made it a month, I’d have made myself a certificate.

I don’t think it was bad, ‘cause I got to do cool shit. But maybe?

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lunansley:

..This is precisely why I don’t mess with drugs.

But they’re so fuuun! Tell me how else I could speak Yoda and pet Chewbacca in one night! Drugs make dreams come true.

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lexusjones:

Wow. Are you allergic to mushrooms, or something?

Uhh, not that I know of? I think I was just trippin’. Can you be allergic to shrooms? That sounds bad.

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 gabechangs:

This sounds like the plot of a bad sci-fi movie. You should sell this shit and get rich.

Ya think so? I should write it all down and make it look professional. I’ll be rich in no time. Thanks for the tip, bro. I’ll be sure to invite you to the premiere.

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Today I took shrooms after swearin’ off ‘em for at least a month. I dunno why I did it, ‘cause I instantly regretted it. But I did see Chewbacca. He was chillin’ on my bed with Yoda. My stuffed toys came to life. The lil’ green guy said, “smoke more weed you should, Trent.” I listened to him, ‘cause he’s Yoda, and now I feel like the baby Jesus has blessed me with the gift of foresight, ‘cause I see me spendin’ the rest of this week in bed tryin’ to stop the room spinnin’.

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