tressym, my beloved

30s | she/her | screaming into the void, as a treat | unhealthy obsession with tressyms

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[omarinopurrs]

Drew this instead of sleeping

[artsywarden]

sometimes Tara is just a kitty and a box is a comfy place for sitting.

[tostavart]

[julientel]

Tara and her favourite pet

[crispyfryy]

Skincare

[1111-siik]

Don't be so pissed, Mr. Dekarios.

[a---b---b---y]

-Mornings at Waterdeep-

I like to think that Gale found solace, after all. A true and lasting peace. Enough, may-haps, to fill the chasm ambition had carved in the hollowness of his chest.

…

… *ahem* speaking of his chest…

Ask me things on the ask thingy c’moooon!! 🤸‍♂️🫠

[littlelostmabari]

Me: *staring at my WIPs folder where One of the Good Ones is languishing*

Also me: *rabidly scribbling ideas for #DASapphicWeek2025 minific/drabble/hc material*

Current Status: ✅Completed 📝In Progress ✨Not Started

✅ Day 1: Domestic Moments [Leliana x f!Surana, pre-DA2]

📝 Day 2: Wound Tending / Battle Couple [Isabella x f!Hawke x Merrill, post-DA2]

✨ Day 3: Yearning / Unrequited

📝 Day 4: Flowers / Reunions [Sera x Dagna (Widdles OTP!!!!), DAI]

📝 Day 5: Last Times / Grief [Leliana x f!Surana, DAVG]

✨ Day 6: Religion / Confession

📝 Day 7: Alternate Universe / Free Day [Taash x Harding, gym / modern AU from these headcanons]

[dijon-mayonnaise]

Davrin comm :)

[tressymdelight]

if you are an educator and you ever told a young man in your mandatory choir module that he should just pretend to sing because his voice wasn't good enough

please know that I will absolutely use my first, second, and last genie wish to make you have the most uncomfortable existence I can dream of

i'm talking legos and broken glass and wet socks and tetanus shots and your pet forgetting its housetraining and raining every day you do your hair nice and your car always having a flat and your bus so late that the second bus gets there first and hot pillows and cold feet and never finding your soulmate

[ami-atmosphere]

silly doodle request in twitter

[julientel]

Emotional support tressym

[j-l-kepler]

can't go mumblin about a lack of wyll content if im not gonna saddle up and draw my beautiful prince myself

got a new save (because i figured out how to play with THREE tavs muahaha) and i've been missing wyll's banter and romance absent in my no-companion run. i love him, your honor.

i'm also a big fan of the trend of tieflings getting their horns tangled with wyll's after cuddling seshes, but i realized long-haired updo bitches like me can live that dream too! especially my Songbird and her silly lil side-bun (i'm also aware the first panel and the second don't necessarily hook up in terms of how that tangling works. counterpoint: i made this in an hour, man, ive been job-drawing all month im so tired)

[sammie-scribbles]

A project I finished a while ago for Dragoncon in August, it’s Tara! I’m so pleased with how she turned out ^^ (The last picture is the only before picture I have, lol)

[a-ard]

okay so.. what if instead of pursuing a Fist position Ulder decided to continue his father's work as a blacksmith in Baldur's Gate and taught Wyll how to do it as well

i haven’t thought much about mizora in this AU, but i love imagining that wyll has his own goals and dreams. yes, he loves his dad, but he still reads heroic tales and wishes he could travel the world. he knows his heart belongs to the people. there are bigger, more ambitious, and grander dreams than blacksmithing

maybe in this AU, he still meets mizora when the tiamat cult tries to destroy the city. when he sees the only chance to become a hero, he takes it. who knows

also, i’m thinking about blacksmith!Wyll meeting tailor!Astarion because my wyllstarion brain just won’t turn off. what if in this AU Wyll is the one fixing Karlach's engine instead of Dammon hmmm. much to think about

[isitcasualnow]

Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I don't even want to see critiques of it. I don't want to see hatewatch reviews about how bad or dumb or racist or transphobic parts of it are like people did for the fantastic beasts movies of the hogwarts video game. You are part of the problem. Do not feed the machine. Let it die. You do not need to consume media you don't like just to show off to everyone else how much you don't like it. It's especially heinous if you say something like "I'm donating the cost of a movie ticket or a month's streaming subscription to a trans charity," because that doesn't balance the scales, it doesn't negate the evil, it just shows you are willing to support both sides, making you a spineless coward.

Just fucking ignore it and understand that it's going to be recationary on purpose. It's going to be full of bait. Warner Bros is counting on there being a ton of controversy to boost the numbers because there's no such thing as bad publicity.

DO NOT ENGAGE. Let it come and go, and maybe the numbers will be bad enough that it gets canceled before it gets to book 7. Probably not, though. This is a tentpole for WB, they're putting all their eggs in this basket, it's not gonna bomb like Morbius. They're gonna push it through to the end no matter what, so just do your part by not playing along.

[goddamnlethamlet]

don’t even pirate it. let it die in obscurity.

[a-list-of-moods]

Death of the author only applies when the author is actually dead and not actively still out there using all the money she gets from royalties to do some of the most evil shit you've ever heard of