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hii :3 ☆ here's my art!! ☆ more about me ;] ☆ she/they

[trexzila]

precious little boy

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[evilvillain123456789]

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,

[trexzila]

mind you gyro’s watching with him by the sidelines #gayboy

[maxwyl]

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[pumpkinsomniac]

movie about an mean nepo baby twink who is forced to go on a journey with a very kind bear to become a better person while a very funny old lady and a man with a collective IQ of 2 attempt to stop them

[savage--antinous]

Sneak peek at my last dual insanemand illu cuz I thought I’d never finish it. Will post the finished pieces tomorrow maybe ? Who knows.

[EDIT] it's here with a glorious gif

(I forgot the bindi nooooooooo)

[cereal-phan]

So, this is from phil is not on fire (the first) Pay attention to the pillow (sorry about the lion in the way) in the first shot. It’s laying on the bed. And look at Phil and Dan’s noses, how black the marker is. Then in the next shot, the pillow is standing up and both of their noses are heavily missing marker. Can you say “Phan”?

Also, this video was literally filmed ONE DAY after they met irl and that just makes it so much more precious to me.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: june 1st, 2015

[last-picture-show]

Brassai, The Man With White Umbrella, 1934

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

[experimental-sponge]

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

[trexzila]

i wanna keep reading sbr but im tired and i wanna watch something…. if only there was a way to solve this problem..

[charlesoberonn]

Understandable why they'd cut it from the movie but I still think it's very funny.

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

[catgirlthighhighs]

it was the katamari devs btw

[sugar-petals]

so the 2026 temperatures surpass the 2050 (!) forecast now - not just in france - and the atlantic hits a breaking point btw